No Shoes

Ah, we couldn’t even keep the architects of January 6 out of public office, so fat chance, pal.

What could go wrong?

Prison rape jokes suck and make all of us look like enablers. No one deserves rape. No one.

Did you know? The band L7 has a song with this title. From more than 30 years ago.

Cis-lesbian here and I love everyone (except transphobes, homophobes and misogynists). Love all of the different expressions of “human.”

These are states that overwhelmingly voted for Trump. If people in these states cared about the most vulnerable people among them, they wouldn’t have supported Trump. Do I feel bad for people who are going to lose services? Of course. But leopard are gonna eat faces.

Don’t get me started on how they talked about Elizabeth Warren

Ibuprofen, ice, elevate

Counterpoint: In the first 30 seconds before everyone tunes out, call the President a pedophile, remind everyone he's got 34 felony convictions and was impeached for fomenting an insurrection. Get hauled out by security. Remind everyone who and what you're opposing. 1/

It works for Rick when he’s committing fraud

Easily disprovable lies. Don’t they get tired of bullshit? Imagine what we could do working with facts.

I knew I could count on you for an actual response

The Admin: we love what ICE is doing, we need more money so they can do MORE of it in MORE places in WORSE ways

Schumer: we will give you the money if you promise not to do it in worse ways

The Admin: no

Schumer: I call for bipartisanship in public safety

My god, he’d stroke out before they even got the skates on him

I used to feel the same, then I went to El Salvador and ate a mango fresh off the tree: like the finest ice cream. Unbelievable.

Salvadoran mangoes: omg

My friend: “American mangoes suck! They taste terrible. Wait until you taste a real one.” Me, goes to El Salvador and picks up a freshly-fallen mango, takes a bite: 🤩

Bernie Sanders supports him. Is Bernie a “liberal?”

Someone’s paying to see him live?

This is one of those pictures where I know exactly where you are. Exactly.

The entire point of Trump is to convince everyone that people are inherently corrupt and self-interested and that no one does anything unless they stand to materially benefit from it.

If you are making lahmajeune in your kitchen, do NOT drop a rolling pin directly on your big toe, because it will hurt all night and the next morning.

Arrggh- Iran is not an Arab nation

Came here to say this

Odd how the FCC’s “equal time” rules don’t apply to FOX, OAN, Newsmax or any other right-wing propaganda network, only to CBS.

Squeaky Fromme

tell it to the hague, buddy

Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist. Perfect for this administration!

I’m hardly in thrall with this wing of the party you describe, but Democrats in leadership positions aren’t presenting enough opposition to the current regime for my taste. This is why I’m in favor of Booker, Jeffries and Schumer being removed from leadership, for no other reason.

Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist. Don’t leave that part out.