Guillotine Hunger Force

He looks so fucking bad, why isn't biology working on him

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

photos of picasso bugs on plants shot from various angles it is a beetle with a pentagonal shell covered in spots ofpastel colors that together resemble a face

say hello to the picasso bug! beautiful baby

is his name sandwich because he's inbred like..... in bread

poilievre always wanted to teach kindergarten but they told him he was too mean and then he stumbled into politics

We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

i leaned somewhat talarico, was fine with crocket too, not quite sure how to say it but im seeing some stuff from talarico fans victory lap thats getting a little bit past my comfort level

Leading a country to war on false pretenses is amatonormativity but we're not ready for that conversation.

or it feels great in there and pikachu is a special case like a guy who doesnt like blowjobs

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

lets do this!

Rather than assuming [insert modern tech here] is ruining our attention spans and we have to change we could try knowing that news stories were written to accommodate both inattentive people who wanted the bottom line and those more interested a century before Al Gore coded the first web browser.

i love this idea!

thats funny because i dont see it as clickbait at all lol it shoots straight at the heart of a longstanding issue imo

solid article
pragmatic
lays out the conflicts
doesnt blame any one party
aptly describes how the game has changed

some highlights:

read it as jackmejenkins lol

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

damn it’s crazy how the slurs filled the chat all by themselves. couldn’t be helped i’m sure. chats are always devolving of their own accord

dont worry kiddos santa claus is white like us

Ah, good, this will help disabuse people of the Star Wars theory of states, which assumes countries function similarly to how in Star Wars every part of a planet is the same and something happening on one part of the planet is always evident from wherever you are on that planet.

CNN covering the war live in Iran.

oh is that why i havent seen your skeets in a while

Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.

a literal ship for situations

they made a warfare situationship 😭

youtu.be/B5xGPU1QWok?...

Graham Platner really is a beltway guy’s idea of the kind of working class person the Democrats have lost, that is part of why they are backing him so hard.

He’s probably going to win despite it all, because this is going to be a wave year for outsider Dems. He will be the main one they cite.

i think grim does sometimes idk about pod jons