Drop something purple.
09.03.2026 13:31
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Drop something purple.
The answer.
Monday vibes: playing darts with rusty screwdrivers and a dustbin lid for a board.
1994, how prescient
I move with cat-like grapes. Feline piles makes you walk funny.
If it was torturing the family pet, I 100% go with the theory.
When people insist on forms for ‘Objectives for the coming 12 months’ with a field for “Stretch Target” I type Goatse but then delete it after hovering over the Enter key as the ultimate adrenaline rush.
Fragging aliens?
Although I used to be a bit offish about Peter Kay’s stand up schtick ‘Remember this? What were all that about?’ It has to be acknowledged that it was probably the genesis of a thousand talking head programs where 40 B-list comedians also say ‘Oh wow (1970s thing), what was all that about?
I’m not going to watch Essex wide boy potty mouth Danny Dyer crack on about caravan holidays but maybe if they got Cockney wide boy potty mouth Garry Bushell to do one on holidays in tents then at least it could be called “Garry On Camping”.
Ooh did it have all caps warnings that said things like WARNING, YOU ARE ENTERING A FORBIDDEN ZONE possibly flashing and with lots of “!!!”s?
How many more points do I get for setting up my Cheetah Sweet Talker speech synthesiser to do the computer half of the double act set piece routine?
I get groyne strain just looking at that.
Lana Del Rey has a track called Blue Jeans.
An anagram of "Lana Del Rey Blue Jeans" is "anal lube- a denser jelly"
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Anyone know what the going rate is?
‘Big bruise’ in Greek is Mega Melania. Just saying.
It usually is accompanied by massive spending on equipment that will be worn like a fashion accessory at every opportunity. Then they refer to themselves as ‘semi-pro’ because someone gave them £150 to do their wedding because £500 for a real photographer ‘seemed a bit much’. The results were poor.
Across the room from these folks.
ignore the name Trevor wrote on there *I have no idea who that is* 🤐
Finally got the boys up.
Jinty annual 1978. Found in a craptorium (crap emporium) and remembered it was one my sister had growing up. Take the odd frame out of context and it’s… disturbing.
Both major food groups covered in one van.
The worst part of the bad taste American publicity stunt that was the Boston Tea Party wasn't that they dumped the tea into the harbour, it's that they then tried to make tea by putting the harbour in a microwave.
Worst this lot want to do is give you a free tyre inflator.
"How about you make this International Women's Day special by shutting the fuck up"
The shared picture says to me 'If you want to make this Women's day special then how about you shut the fuck up'.
and yet the best part time criminal animals are not the best pets. Witness: raccoons, barbary apes.
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it's the Polonium 210 in the tea I just drank.