Minor league b3tan bloke

‘It’s your turn to put the bins out’.

Frog: RISE UP, I COMMAND IT
Toad: Necromancy spells don’t work on the living, Frog.

Goblin police doing a stop-and-search- we’re looking for two swords called Biter and Beater. You haven’t seen them have you?
Thorin & Gandalf: Nope.
GP: Those two match the description we have.
T&G: Oh these guys? That’s Orcrist and Glamdring. The’re always funnin’ about.
GP: (unsure)Move along.

And he knows how to settle an argument with nothing but a pillow case and a rock.

Because job adverts in my sector now don’t tend to include salaries, now I have to actually apply for a different job just to find out what I’m supposedly worth.

The latino gand and the white supermecists gang leave him alone in the big house because they know he would fuck them up.

When someone like Rees-Mogg starts talking bollocks can we start referring to it as White Drivel-age?

I fixed Jinty to be more ‘of its time’.

Well what if she’s The Incredible Hulk?

WAIT WAIT WAIT HANG ON.

And they are using it to rack up lines of PCP?

The tapeworm diet was pretty weird though.

Rehearse this line “well I learned Classical French, not this bastardasied modern toss they learned from sailors down the docks”.

This is how I access Bluesky.

Any geologists here who want demonstrate principles of tectonics and subduction need to get a glass pyrex baking dish of lasagna and shovel portions out from one end while watching from the side.

(They liked to party in the 70s)

Fixed it.

Upon your head be it. It’s crammed with filth.

Well I just picked this up on Sunday for my sister(she used to have it) who actually doesn’t want it, so… yours if you want it? I’ve had my fun with it.

I skweamed and skweamed and swkweamed until I wan’t thick.

The firewood grew an interesting specimen, alas it is too cold to spare it the flames.

Paint me like one of those French cats

Bonnie Langford is always naked, under her clothes. So am I. In factvit’s a weird coincidental thing that we share.

You are a French art house film AICMFP.

Well it wasn’t likeley to be Queen making a wrong turn on the way to Live Aid, was it?

Drop something purple.

The answer.

Monday vibes: playing darts with rusty screwdrivers and a dustbin lid for a board.

1994, how prescient