Imagine, hypothetically, that this faculty position didn't have a lot of applications so far. In that case, it might be worth one's while to apply!!!! Your mineral is critical to YOU.
Here’s a pro-AI one (I’m sure that’s what you wanted): law.asu.edu/newsroom/asu...
Have them submit 10 seconds before the (new) deadline so we get a final count!
I wasn’t planning to attend, but I’ll write 1000 abstracts now that I have an extra 48 hours 🤣 ☠️ 🤣
Their rule that no one asked them to make? The one that they made up out of nothing? That they could change with no negative consequences? How could they change it? 🙃
There seem to be <700 abstracts submitted with ~8.5 hours until the deadline 📉😬
YAY WORDS! ✏️ 🥳
Acceptance works for me but I, alas, forwarding the link is the extent of my personal involvement in the search process!
📣 JOB: ASU SESE is hiring a (open rank, TT) professor in—you guessed it—Geoscience of Critical Minerals: apply.interfolio.com/179443
Hearing this is payback for Colorado not honoring Trump/Peters ‘pardon’
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
The Outer Space Treaty of 1967 did not bind the billions of tons of material naturally exchanged between the terrestrial planets.
Congratulations! 🌖 🫨
Very excited to be at the Envision Science Working Team meeting this week! (currently posting from a Wizard of Oz bar in Amsterdam, lol)
I am happy to be one of 36 former NASA Astronauts endorsing Jared Isaacman to be the next NASA Administrator. I think he will bring renewed energy to NASA, and I encourage the US Senate to confirm him as soon as possible. #nasa #jaredisaacman
Need a moratorium until it’s figured out entirely and forever. The next Nature paper I read about the origin of the Moon should be the last one I ever need to read 😤
Well clearly it’s a great path! Irritate all your constituents while your funding gets cut anyways! Genius!
ROFL — My understanding is that no one ever asked them to censor anything; they’re just doing so on their own initiative. They should try doing nothing… it’s very easy…
If you look closely you can see the aliens. Closer... Closer... CLOSER! PUT YOUR EYEBALL RIGHT ON IT! 👁️ 👾
Back in MY DAY you could submit an LPSC abstract for a handful of cranberries and use certain words
One like and I‘ll send a straight-faced email demanding they take down any abstract that mentions “Gulf of Mexico”
USRA/LPI has failed to censor abstracts that use the fake/woke name “Gulf of Mexico”! They are themselves out of compliance!
Want a great job? Think I deserve raises and promotions? Please apply to be Director of ASU’s School of Earth and Space Exploration 🚀🥺
apply.interfolio.com/176991
You’d want to be the first to float in their pressure vessel, right?
Imagine someone was pitching you on a Venus cloud city and you googled their last investment and it was… the OceanGate sub 🙀🙀🙀
Hahaha I had this exact reaction last year when they first presented 🐠
Received an email perched perfectly on the razor's edge between academic spam and news I can use. What an artifact.
I’m looking for a post doc! Come join us at ASU! apply.interfolio.com/176300
I realize I may have misunderstood the scope of the approval. How awkward. I'll just return the ones I've already collected...
