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I try to get people to do stuff online that makes a difference offline.

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Folks,

As my friend Job notes, Condoleezza Rice is at the WH today for a previously-scheduled roundtable discussion on reforming college sports in the NIL/transfer portal era, and *not* to provide guidance on botching ill-conceived wars of choice in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

lowercase numbers?

06.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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😬😬😬

06.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh GREAT now i have to completely rewrite my script "Fuck Plane"

05.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 320 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5
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As Ellen Nohle and I argue in 'Humanitarian Displacement? The (Mis)Appropriation of Humanitarian Principles to Justify Mass Displacement' (papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....) the legality of such mass displacements is highly dubious

05.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

isn't willing to ~publicly commit~ to ...

05.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Great (terrible) example here of the difference between precision and accuracy.

05.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crazy delay at the @pwhlcharge.bsky.social game tonight.

Ice got fucked up, and it took them an hour to fix it and start play.

05.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point I think we can make a serious argument that the American version of jihadist propaganda that's combat footage set to nasheeds is a FLIR drone feed set to Limp Bizkit

04.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

democrats should definitely listen to Ramesh Ponnuru on the WaPo op-ed page, as both clearly have only their best interests at heart.

04.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First time in my life, I think: I'm on the "Ell to Zed" line.

04.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I taught this in fed courts two weeks ago: people drastically underestimate how complete Congress's power over SCOTUS is. The constitutional baseline is one judge that hears original jurisdiction cases (ambassadors, states as parties)

04.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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it's 1984 and I occasionally take breaks from school to assemble lego to keep my mind off a republican president pushing towards thermonuclear war

it's 2026 and I occasionally take breaks from work to assemble lego to keep my mind off a republican president pushing towards thermonuclear war

03.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

polyamory (perjorative) needs to be less like veganism (perjorative)

03.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

ZOHRAN IS EATING HAMENTASCHEN

I REPEAT:

ZOHRAN IS EATING HAMENTASCHEN

03.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Renting a bike should not cost the same as hiring a human being to chauffer you in a motor vehicle through the densest city in America.

02.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

My "the US not veering into a new, endless war" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

02.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

typing without errors in Dutch is hard.*

*I don't speak or write Dutch.

02.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The director of homeland security purchased a flying fuck palace, the DNI is PNG as well as MIA, the SecState is already prepping war with Cuba and POTUS averages five watersgate per day.

02.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

cc: Brad Karp

02.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy whose full-time job is renaming and un-renaming the HBO Max app is thrilled by the merger news.

02.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2
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Found the place where those clowns in Congress get their crazy ideas!!!!!!

02.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never thought I’d need to say this, but here we go…

We must pass legislation against autonomous killer robots.

It’s that simple.

Worldwide ban on killer robots.

If you do investigations into this, please link your work #NoKillerRobots to be included in a syllabus on weaponized agentic AI.

02.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not feeling too bad about all those times I mixed her up for the other one now

01.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That, and he's holding in diarrhea all the time.

01.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The important thing is to just get to games. They're fun!

01.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
everyone I don’t like is Amalek: the emotional child’s guide to justifying war crimes

everyone I don’t like is Amalek: the emotional child’s guide to justifying war crimes

helpful meme for this specific purim season

01.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Totally. Accessible fun. Sucks that the economics of it are so rough.

01.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

6-1

1. Embarrassing.

2. Still less depressing than the news.

3. Fire Matt MacDonald.

01.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0