showjo$$⸆⸉ 🍉

We’re happy, free, confused and lonely in the best way. It’s miserable and magical.

Yeppp! My province is getting rid of daylight saving time and we're not going back after 😔 I like my sleep 😭 but at least no more having to modify the medication routine twice a year 🤞🏽

We'll never get our hour back, alas 🪦

When the clock goes from 1:59AM to 3:00AM on Daylight Saving 😭😭😭

I want my hour back 😭

My most dreaded hour of every year is about to kick in

a man wearing sunglasses is sticking his tongue out in front of a crowd . Alt: Bad Bunny wearing sunglasses is sticking his tongue out in front of a crowd .

Hope your day is full of sunshine and EoO 🔥

a man in a white shirt and glasses is dancing in a dark room Alt: Bad Bunny in a white shirt and glasses is dancing in front of a green screen so the background is changing

Happy birthday @yuniexplainsitall.bsky.social 🥳🎉🎂🥳🎉

post that reads: when you drop your teens off at school tomorrow... Remind them NOT to sign up for ANYTHING at the ARMY/NAVY/MARINES/AIR FORCE/SPACE FORCE booth. Not a shirt. No beanie. No water bottle or wristband. Nope

CHRISTIAN.
HUBICKI.
NEVER.
CHANGE.

NEVER I SAID.
#Survivor

I need a clip of that Devens smirk #survivor #survivor50

#SurvivorAU
Aubry when she inevitably plays the idol that people searched her bag for and couldn't find

"I didn't have it THEN"

Men will do literally anything except go to therapy.

Unless it's with a robotics professor who you watched poop their pants the day before.

#Survivor50

I’m short hungry, but I only have long hungry in the fridge 😩😩😩

Joe can never be the bigger person 🙃 #survivor #survivor50

Me trying to be chill flirting:

#Survivor

A screenshot of post interaction settings with the options of who can reply: anyone, nobody, your followers, people you follow, people you mention and allow quote posts

also friendly reminder that you can change the interaction settings on your posts to stop you catching strays and ward off the creeps x

Idk how many major historical events I have left in me to live through 🫠

Lenny looking displeased

The exact face I make every time I open my phone these days

Wishing my sol was taíno

Photo strips of moments from the Opalite music video surround the title of the presentation, “The Opalite Music Video: An Analysis by Goose Lavender.” There is also a slew of 90s clip art. Note: moving forward, Opalite Music Video will be shortened to OMV and I will not be describing the clip art. This is for the sake of clarity and the sharing of information.

The Opalite Music Video: An Analysis by Goose Lavender

Make sure you read alt text on every slide! I clarify points and add so much detail there.

I love how my entire YouTube is people reacting to Taylor Swift or Bad Bunny 🙏🏽❤️‍🔥

It’s wild watching non-academics who clearly, at the time, misinterpreted Carney’s Davos speech in the same way I did — as him professing he’d stand up to a bully, not simply focus purely on Canada’s pragmatic self-interest— who are now pretending they knew the true nature of the speech all along.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

This album got me through covid cuz I literally would "club" by myself in our living room while blasting this album ❤️‍🔥 I can't believe this masterpiece is 6 years old now 🥺 it hits just like the very first time every time ❤️‍🔥

A huge societal issue we have is that we all have too much access to each other I shouldn’t be able to be reached 24/7 actually!! This also isn’t a fully formed thought but the internet has messed with peoples ideas of boundaries & they get real upset when full access to someone gets taken away

Happy birthday, YHLQMDLG 🐰❤️

Yet another day that I miss the Eras Tour 😔

mad woman 🩶