The American obsession with sweetness: asked for a skinny flat white and got something reeking with vanilla and toxic with sweetener. On remonstrating: 'oh - that's how we always do skinny'
Not surprised. They smell so toxic
They TOTALLY do
I'm aware there are many more important things our US pals are up to right now, but dear god they need to get over their plug-in air 'freshener' addiction 🤢
Fair
Yes. Fugly
If your choice of motor is a camouflage Cybertruck, I'm judging you pretty hard
(Only in LA...)
I went to the 'legendary' Dan Tanas last night in my ongoing pursuit of old L.A. It is a hilariously bad restaurant and wildly expensive. But did I love it? I'm afraid so
stranger than fiction 😁
No!!
... but the name??
but why the name? (And not this time...)
Exactly
I'm in LA near a supermarket called Smart and Final. Eh?
I have witnesses!
under a rock, it seems
I believe this
always was a wrong 'un
Perfect
Omggggg I've just this minute HEARD!!!!
There is some appalling umbrella etiquette going down grr
Thank you, Kate
Thank you!
*tov not to
Should restaurant critics be critical? You'll never guess what I think...*
*pls apply suitably sarky to
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Happy to be part of greatest team on whole planet 🔥
'pom pomming' 🙌
but of course!
