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Barron Trump Secretly Joins Marines, Requests Deployment to Shithole Country - Donald Trump's youngest child announced today on Truth Social that he joined the Marines four months ago.

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Barron Trump Secretly Joins Marines, Requests Deployment to Shithole Country Donald Trump's youngest child announced today on Truth Social that he joined the Marines four months ago. Barron Trump, youngest of President Donald J. Trump's five children, announced today on Truth Social that he joined the Marines some four months ago. Young Trump was assigned to Marine Corps Recruitment Depot (MCRD) Parris Island, South Carolina. There he embarked upon the standard 13-week boot camp, where he was processed, given a short haircut, uniform and gear.

Barron Trump Secretly Joins Marines, Requests Deployment to Shithole Country

Donald Trump's youngest child announced today on Truth Social that he joined the Marines four months ago. Barron Trump, youngest of President Donald J. Trump's five children, announced today on Truth Social that he joined…

Hard Labor: Shopping for Jeans Levi Strauss invented jeans for men who needed trousers sturdy enough to withstand the rigors of gold mining, but none of those men worked as hard in the gold fields as I have to work when I try to find a decent pair of jeans. I am not a fundamentalist about bluejeans. I am in fact a heretic about those almighty Levi’s…

Hard Labor: Shopping for Jeans

Levi Strauss invented jeans for men who needed trousers sturdy enough to withstand the rigors of gold mining, but none of those men worked as hard in the gold fields as I have to work when I try to find a decent pair of jeans. I am not a fundamentalist about…

Anthropic’s Ethical Stand Could Be Paying Off <blockquote><br /><strong><em>The AI company gave up a $200 million contract—and might be getting something more valuable in return.</em></strong></blockqu...

Good on 'em, we need more principled corporations like them. - The AI company refused to let the US government use its products to surveil the American public or direct autonomous weapons without human oversight. In response, the DoD canceled its $200 million contract.

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Trump told us who he was in 2012. Will we finally believe him today? Sunday, March 8

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Mike Luckovich for Mar 08, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

Mike Luckovich for Mar 08, 2026

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Chris Britt for Mar 06, 2026

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Mike Luckovich for Mar 06, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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John Deering for Mar 06, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Andy Marlette for Mar 05, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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John Deering for Mar 05, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Gary Markstein for Mar 05, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Secretary Noem Unveils ‘The Mile High Patriot Act’

Federal rewards offered for aviation’s most active passengers, in the spirit of the Mile High Club. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Standing before a wind-swept podium at Dulles International Airport, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem officially…

Exclusive: Tranche of Trump Psychiatric Records Released Over 2,000 pages of psychiatric records on President Donald J. Trump were released anonymously by a Humor Times reporter. On Monday, a Humor Times investigative reporter anonymously released more than 2,000 pages of confidential psychiatric records on 47th President Donald J. Trump. The journalist declined to be identified, in fear for their life. The records date from 1983 through 2024 and detail Trump's checkered sex life, his controversial business escapades and his three wives and five children. The reporter said (s)he "could not live with myself if I declined to tell what I know."

Exclusive: Tranche of Trump Psychiatric Records Released

Over 2,000 pages of psychiatric records on President Donald J. Trump were released anonymously by a Humor Times reporter. On Monday, a Humor Times investigative reporter anonymously released more than 2,000 pages of confidential psychiatric…

Chris Britt for Mar 04, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Gary Markstein for Mar 04, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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The Trump Name is not ‘Golden’ – it’s Just Fool’s Gold

Donald, those vainglorious Trump name plates you're tacking onto every public space will soon be relegated to the trash bin of history. The United States' present president is like those egos who feel entitled to carve their name into every…

Vienna Boys’ Choir to Adopt New, Modern Name The board of directors of the Vienna Boys’ Choir announced yesterday that in keeping with the 500-year-old organization’s decision in 2004 to include dance steps and contemporary music in performances, it will adopt a more up-to-date name, effective April 1. Spokesperson Max Grosspimpel said the choir will now be known as Li’l Wiener and that music director Hartmann Kinderschläger now wishes to be known as Vanilla Shaykh. “This august organization believes that there is more to life than being august and stuff like that,” Grosspimpel said. "The Vienna Boys’ Choir also should be relatable, and we think the new name will put across the idea that we’re in the here and now.”

Vienna Boys’ Choir to Adopt New, Modern Name

The board of directors of the Vienna Boys’ Choir announced yesterday that in keeping with the 500-year-old organization’s decision in 2004 to include dance steps and contemporary music in performances, it will adopt a more up-to-date name, effective…

Mike Luckovich for Mar 01, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Wartime President Quotes are No Match for this Donnybrook!

Actual Wartime President quotes versus Donald Trump one-liners - marvel as they battle it out! Yes, Donald Trump did say, "It cost me billions to become a wartime president" - so I guess he thinks he is one! But everyone knows - to Trump,…

What an AI Birdsong Decoder Tells Us About the Human Brain - Neuroscience News Researchers develop TweetyBERT, an AI model that automatically decodes canary songs to help neuroscientists understand the neural basis of speech.

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Chris Britt for Mar 03, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/2/26 Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hannah Neeleman expecting baby number nine, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon. Really all you need to do is follow one simple rule: barely pay attention and jump to conclusions. So, here are some&hellip;

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/2/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hannah Neeleman expecting baby number nine, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from…

John Deering for Mar 02, 2026 As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Gettysburg Seeks Upbeat New Image Gettysburg, Pa.--The Gettysburg Chamber of Commerce announced yesterday that the town’s tourism promotion efforts will no longer emphasize the Civil War battle fought there, which Chamber officials say gives Gettysburg a negative image. “The name of our town conjures up an image of blood and killing and clumsy battlefield amputations and I don’t know what all,” said newly elected Chamber President Phil Osteen. “I believe I won my office with a mandate for change, and from now on we’re going to consign the Civil War to the toilet of history and accentuate the positive.”

Gettysburg Seeks Upbeat New Image

Gettysburg, Pa.--The Gettysburg Chamber of Commerce announced yesterday that the town’s tourism promotion efforts will no longer emphasize the Civil War battle fought there, which Chamber officials say gives Gettysburg a negative image. “The name of our town…