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i am kind of new to this community, but so far people often seem apologetic when they reach out to me, and i think we should never feel that way when reaching out to others. to me, it is always ok to reach out to someone if you have kind intentions , i will never be ashamed or embarrassed to do that

08.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know that I said I won't speak about the game until next patch but this came to me so I knew I had to stay up to 1 AM and after to finish it

06.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 25666 πŸ” 10000 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 200

I had to

03.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 2768 πŸ” 764 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 4

having written about how banning web scrapers from a code forge i host made it usable again and saved ~60€/y in power bill, let me tell you:

you cannot fathom the offloaded cost of GenAI on small web hosts. it is a veritable distributed denial of service to the entire web. Every web admin sees it.

27.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1108 πŸ” 709 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 11
A graphic with two vertical halves. The left half, with green background and check marks, says: "A safer internet IS MADE BY Encryption, Privacy, and Open Source"; the right half, with red background and crosses, says "A safer internet is NOT MADE BY Age verification, Scanning communication, or Tracking & data collection." #saferinternetday

A graphic with two vertical halves. The left half, with green background and check marks, says: "A safer internet IS MADE BY Encryption, Privacy, and Open Source"; the right half, with red background and crosses, says "A safer internet is NOT MADE BY Age verification, Scanning communication, or Tracking & data collection." #saferinternetday

Reposting this with alt text.

10.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 3997 πŸ” 2447 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 20

im not kidding

23.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

not hearing enough people talk about the bad apple segment of the luti div stream

23.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Opening my source engine fridge to check the physics jank noises coming from it and a watermelon flies at my head at the speed of 1.000.000 hammer units per second, killing me instantly

23.02.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Text on Twitch's website saying "Verify Your Identity" "Submit proof of identity and location to receive your payout" "In order to receive your payout, you need to verify your identity through Persona, Twitch's identity verification service. You will have 3 tries. Please be ready to provide both of the following: 1. A picture of your government-issued identification card, such as an identity card, passport or driver's license. 2. A "selfie" (i.e., a picture of your face), taken using a webcam or phone camera. By clicking "Start Verification" below, you understand that you will be leaving Twitch and will be redirected to Persona's service, and further understand and acknowledge that Twitch may send Persona limited personal information about you to facilitate the identity verification process, in accordance with Twitch's Privacy Notice. Information you provide to Persona will not be used for any purposes other than to verify your identity and will not be stored for longer than necessary to fulfill this purpose. Need Help? See our detailed onboarding guide." "Start Verification"

Text on Twitch's website saying "Verify Your Identity" "Submit proof of identity and location to receive your payout" "In order to receive your payout, you need to verify your identity through Persona, Twitch's identity verification service. You will have 3 tries. Please be ready to provide both of the following: 1. A picture of your government-issued identification card, such as an identity card, passport or driver's license. 2. A "selfie" (i.e., a picture of your face), taken using a webcam or phone camera. By clicking "Start Verification" below, you understand that you will be leaving Twitch and will be redirected to Persona's service, and further understand and acknowledge that Twitch may send Persona limited personal information about you to facilitate the identity verification process, in accordance with Twitch's Privacy Notice. Information you provide to Persona will not be used for any purposes other than to verify your identity and will not be stored for longer than necessary to fulfill this purpose. Need Help? See our detailed onboarding guide." "Start Verification"

Twitch is requiring new Affiliates, before their first payment, to give government photo ID and a separate photo to Persona, the same Persona that has connections to government mass surveillance programs. When I asked Twitch support for another option, they said there isn't one. #twitch #persona 1/4

22.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 3923 πŸ” 2899 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 430
A physical bucket with the Samsung Galaxy S3 phone in it

A physical bucket with the Samsung Galaxy S3 phone in it

self-hosting my S3 bucket the right way

19.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

divisions are a lie made up by big popgun. to sell more popgun products. that he produces in popfactoruys.

19.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

for a game with so much enby rep in comp, I'm surprised we still be makin out with the gender binary of 'aggressive' and 'passive'

genderfluid priorities and roles doesn't mean only feed or charge special, you can be anything. the world is your oyster
(to throw into clam basket) #highdivsplatoon

19.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Asbestos

17.02.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Promotional graphic for the Stronghold Beginners Academy All-Stars tournament. An orange balloon with the SBA logo with text to the right reading "Stronghold Beginners Academy." To the right of the text is Cas, Stronghold's mascot, sitting and holding a chump while a chump is on either side of her. On the bottom, text reads "Season 6 sign ups are live! splatoonstronghold.com/academy."

Promotional graphic for the Stronghold Beginners Academy All-Stars tournament. An orange balloon with the SBA logo with text to the right reading "Stronghold Beginners Academy." To the right of the text is Cas, Stronghold's mascot, sitting and holding a chump while a chump is on either side of her. On the bottom, text reads "Season 6 sign ups are live! splatoonstronghold.com/academy."

Signups for Season 6 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open!

If you want an easy way to get started in Competitive Splatoon, apply now at
www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy

15.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 17729 πŸ” 6101 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 178

bsky.app/profile/glit...

15.02.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to rainmaker humpback pump track

14.02.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

always fun to go on godbolt to see what something compiles down to :3

14.02.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Practically nobody remembers it now, but the DC and Lag sections of all competitive splatoon event rulesets originate from one iconic tournament that happened exactly ten years ago today. Its legacy kept alive by a few links to speed tests from the event and a discord server where everyone spams F

13.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources Say New footage reveals the shocking discovery.

Vicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources Say
thescallop.ink/article/auto...

13.02.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Am lowkey crashing out after one of the players I coach was told they by someone else they need to switch their weapon cause it wasn’t viable. what do they play?

Inkbrush.

what do u mean no one plays it at top level? there’s MULTIPLE NA and JP players playing it in NA league, SWS, Worlds?

11.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

"You're gonna turn people away from you if you make such a big deal about being against GenAI all the time."

I guarantee you that the most powerful microscope in existence could not fathom a small enough fuck that I could give.

Fuck Generative AI. πŸ’–

11.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 245 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5
Spout2PW & OBS-PWVideo Spout2 on Linux bridge

Spout2PW now has a landing page! Please boost to defend against the malware spammers 🩡

spout2pw.lina.yt

(Mostly because GitHub blocks crawlers, so apparently nobody can find it otherwise and it's easy to game... ^^;;)

06.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Hey ive had this idea where we flood sendouQ on any given day with low levels.

Like we can all agree sendouQ is really cool but its so dead for anyone not midlevel and above. Can we do like sendouQ sunday on the 15th this month and just flood the queue with low levels for a singleday?
#CompSplatoon

04.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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31.01.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1620 πŸ” 535 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

next time i hear someone say β€œaura farming” or β€œflow state” im gonna tell them its a splatoon reference

30.01.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will you make a document out of that thread or will it stay only a thread

29.01.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0