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Wow your hole is so beautifully sloppy! I just want to bury my face in it. 🥵

Oh no it’s a slop bowl 😭

So my local piercing studio is very queer friendly, and incredibly skilled like, I trust these people with my life. They’re called Metalurgey. They’re really lovely folks like I actually cannot recommend them enough. It does however mean travelling to northern Scotland lmfao.

Believe it or not I do also do legs and not just bench. But also when I do leg days I also do bench press so… enjoy these 27” pumped up bad bois. 😏

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Getting drunk and horny at a midnight tavern

Butt horny

If it’s any consolation being a Dev even in an Indie studio I still get massive imposter syndrome and I’ve been in it for 6+ years. 😩 Just know there’s folks out there rooting for you who can’t wait to play what you make 🥹❤️❤️❤️

I’m also at my limit. So I’ve been trying to do more little things I enjoy doing to keep me from going insane and comfort. 🥺

I was thinking Proton would be a good option. Plus I could start de-googling my data a little more haha. I’m still pissed they donated to the trump campaign but so far that’s been a 1 time donation and not apples Multiple donations and under desk hand jobs Tim Cook has given…

I also had a repair shop check the antenna connection when I got the chassis replaced and he said there was no issues with that so it’s a software fault that Apple just refuses to acknowledge??? Like okay thanks bud.

And apples solution was ‘have you considered buying a new phone that doesn’t have this issue? 🙂’ No bitch the phone worked fine until ya’ll messed up the software and even a fresh install of iOS hasn’t fixed it.

Another reason is my current phone (iPhone 13 pro) has some annoying connectivity problems with 4G and 5G in that if I’m connected to WiFi, as soon as I disconnect from WiFi the phone won’t reconnect to mobile networks unless I put it in Airplane mode and if that doesn’t work, a full reboot…

In before anyone says set up my own storage: Yes I will in the future but I want a stop gap in between so I can transfer everything from my iCloud to another service so my phone switch is seamless as possible. 🙈 Literally all my photos and videos are on iCloud rn.

So I am heavily thinking of dumping Apple and moving over to Android, mostly because I’ve grown tired of Apple. And I’m a big iCloud user and thought hey I could dump an American tech company entirely and have a European company as my online cloud storage provider. Anyone have recommendation?

That sucks man. :( you deserve nice things so how about you treat yourself? :)

Here some boobs for you Girthday boy! ❤️

Same here, I got stuck in the loop also and now I feel a lot better just being comfortable in myself and liking what I like. And it’s helped me find some pretty cool people to follow and interact with like ya’ll. 🥹💖

Sir I am trying to work and you’re making me very very horny 🥵

A purple button badge on squidwards shirt that says "I'm not ignoring you I'm just really busy and if I don't use my few free hours for myself instead of responding to everyone I will straight up lose my sanity"

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I did it again just now. I’m pretty sure if someone were to stick their dick in me right now I’d cum immediately 😩🥵

I’m so pent up that when I fingered myself last night in the shower there was a sizeable puddle of cum on the floor. I’m gonna need to milk the absolute hell out of myself with toys while this piercing heals up. 😩

The funnier ones are those who’ve never even taken a dick before and I’m like… G I R L!

This… literally every single time and it’s actually getting annoying.

CAT checkpoint! Show me the post recent cat image on your phone.

Tempted to post a video of me jerking off last night… the load was pretty big 🙈

My hands are free let me hold them those big double Ds for you 🤲 💖

I might be able to MAOOOOOO 😂

Need to stuff my face in there 🥵

It hurt but it hurt significantly less than getting my ears pierced. Actually it was kinda similar to getting my septum done which was more of a little pinch in terms of pain. And since then it’s not really been painful I’m just very aware now that there’s metal going down my dick 🥴