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The Jewel of the Nile

@mzkatlynd

I know who I am, but you may not: Woo woo bitch author with a fat ass & a smile. Mother of Vampires. Queen of Sirius. Linktr.ee/KultofIsis www.beforedeathsaga.blogspot.com https://ko-fi.com/kultofisiskreations

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This is who our President is...

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 6927 πŸ” 2758 πŸ’¬ 261 πŸ“Œ 122

Lmfaooooooo. I’m sorry, Babe. If it’s any consolation, I’m not either.

07.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this skeet was posted later than it was. Lol

07.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the hardest thing to do is the most effective.

Argue naked.

It will totally shorten the time of your argument. You either gonna fuck or leave. Pick one and get it over with.

06.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Iran is like, once again its on...

Iran rejects cease-fire negotiations, says ready for U.S. ground invasion, per TIME

06.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 13

Listen, you never want to fight the nigga that turns down requests for peace.

06.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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My secret life as a cat.

06.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1686 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7
Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 14864 πŸ” 1675 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 132
07.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yall being nasty?

07.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Real ones know the cast iron skillet with the lid in the oven is the best way to reheat food. Now you know and knowings half the battle

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope they’re doing well these days. I never heard from them after they linked with Missy.

07.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hellraiser was so creepy and stupid when I read the book.

07.03.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OG Hellraiser for sure.

07.03.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 2225 πŸ” 770 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 37

Ya big dummy.

07.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She knew better than to do with this tights on and no shoes.

07.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We damn near back in the Jim Crow era and in the middle of a Great Depression if I wanna fuck a little bit to keep my sanity let me😭

07.03.2026 07:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

✨✨✨3:33 on 3/6✨✨✨

06.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am cackling 🀣🀣 The Chicken girls are fighting πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 29

✨✨11:11✨✨

06.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wtf is β€œhaulted?”

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are precarious times for nonfiction publishers. Getting the word out is harder than ever now. I highly recommend that people sign up to receive newsletters and other information directly from the publishers who put out stuff you like. You’ll also hear about bonus discounts and other deals.

06.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

It happens to the best of us, friend.

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfaooooooo!!!!

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit I’m tired right now.

06.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's why they hate to see openly flamboyant fem gays and autistic ppl

06.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They wanted a president who tells it like it is. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

06.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you elect a sociopath as President:

06.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. I can block all the uglies and still find something else. I promise. Just give me 35-45 mins. Lmfaooooooo

06.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0