youraislopbores.me prompt: what's a cool animal fact response: There is a spider out there somewhere. could be anywhere
youraislopbores.me image prompt: draw me a 70s anime screencap the result is a large pair of eyes with a unibrow, tiny nose and mouth, and accompanying text that reads "uwa! Titty" with a crude pair of breasts
good work out there
know any good mobile games? what's available seems to either be Big Games that they've tricked into being on your phone or just dog shit
you know what this is a good joke
llets get ready to welsh
macro shot of a large ant in sand
big friend
a macro shot of a tiny snail shell on my hand. the back of a little boy's head is visible out of focus in the background
I'm in charge of the treasure
"let people like things"
listen to yourself. of course I won't
is it still a dark horse opinion that twilight mirage is my favorite friends at the table season? everyone else will come around eventually, I just don't know if it's happened yet
a small potted money tree
so the money tree is doing well, I'm enjoying the plant, but
can I just say. words used to mean something. is this not false advertising in some way
Reddit - r/darksouls 30+ comments - 7 years ago Why do we keep rekindling the First Flame?
please please stop doing it
dentist says my teeth are "long as hell" and it's like "reverse brock lesnar in there"
kind of insensitive but I can see what he means
Getsom tells the group, "NO WE ARE NOT HIGH ENOUGH LEVEL FOR THE HOLE sorry caps"
add to this heady mix voice acting straight from 1997 and you have my affection. the core mechanic of using your health as ammunition is not terribly engaging just yet, and is really just working as managing one resource instead of multiple. need more time with it to see how they use it.
a first person view of a crazy blood pistol with spikes in the grip, poking the holder's hand to draw blood to use as ammunition
first person view of a dead cow. the guy's hands are covered in blood and sucking blood out of the carcass
a key in an ignition with a little hit meter of green bordered by red
the theming is absolutely carrying it so far. there's like a pagan pantheon of nature dieties, but with the trappings of the spanish catholic church and the overwhelmingly ornate pageantry of an easter parade. and you're blood guy with blood gun. and goofy minigames about cranking a truck engine
the movement is ponderous, which feels bad, but is obviously by design, so I'll have to see how it actually plays out in more combat encounters. they really don't want you backpedaling and firing into enemies -- it's a first person game with a dedicated 180 quick-turn button
a big jack-in-the-box head of a bug-eyed manic-grinning spaniard
The Foreigner wrestling robot from futurama. he's like a robot bullfighter I guess
put a little time into crison: theater of idols, and I'm intrigued and put off in equal measure. the vibe is very much bioshock infinite (ick) seen through a kaleidoscope of spanish catholicism (yes) and resident evil 4 (mhmm). also you fight the foreigner from the futurama wrestling episode
Close shot of a can of limoncello la croix
this is not a la croix of honor. what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
I love the computer army foot lady
it's boof, the love interest from teen wolf, standing with the titular teen wolf
she got to *everything*?
strap me into the experimental whatever. i don't care. as long as it doesn't work right
you met me at a very vendrick time in my life
Reddit - r/darksouls 30+ comments - 7 years ago Why do we keep rekindling the First Flame?
please please stop doing it
sw rebellion appreciators are rare. I don't know if I like it exactly, but it's fascinating and still occupies a chunk of my mind years later
close up on bunny ears with huge curling tufts of hair coming off their tips
it's out of control this year
20+ minutes on this thing makes my ass fall OFF
a nice pasta and a cozy sleep while it rains outside and no wars
a brown rabbit sitting in front of a large pile of admittedly arugula-heavy salad mix, pointedly not eating
day three. no end in sight.
a worksheet asking "draw a picture of how the crocodiles looked as they ate the lollipops" followed by a child's drawing of crocodiles in a line a la the human centipede, apparently licking each other's tails with little "suck, suck, suck" labels. a stick figure stands on top of them either petting them or distributing lollipops
what are they teaching
sleepy orange cat winking annoyedly on my leg
when you're being mean to me, this is who also is and she likes that you're helping
a little hobbit-ish gal who looks more like the concept art than I was expecting. her hair poof covers her eyes in a way that looks like an old newspaper cartoon character
oh nevermind it kind of does look like this?
