Your disappointing hinge match

What a terrific game #spurs

“That’s what friends are for” #celtics

No no, it was funny…I’ve just got a lot going on.

How many of us are pronouncing begin wrong and trying to figure out how this song even works?

At least one of us (me)

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ BOSTON—Amid continued speculation about when the injured Celtics star might return to action, head coach Joe Mazzulla told reporters Tuesday that Jayson Tatum would remain sidelined until he successfu...

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Watching the game

Zodiac discussion would definitely be in his Brockmire voice

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

However history will decide to acknowledge Kamala Harris, it will definitely not describe her as “able to read the room”

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

kamala predicted all of this, that’s why her plan for ICE was to ah look at the time, gotta go

We both agree that the word “illuminating” is probably the right choice here.

Always just enough democrats to crush anything thats good. Its a scam folks.

Today is going to be one of those goofy ass days where everything feels like a disaster, all the signs are there

So, Iran has tricked Israel with paintings

Iran has painted anamorphic images of fighter jets and helicopters on the ground—optical illusions that look real from the air. Israeli and American forces see them, launch missiles, and strike😂🤣😅

Cost of the painting: $10
Cost of the missile: $5,000,000

Action Bronson with a caption that reads “It’s unnecessary. There’s no reason for this”

Why am I awake now

I’m Batman

NYTimes is just the Wordle app with some opinion columnists attached

It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”

Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die' In an interview with 'Time,' President Donald Trump acknowledged the possibility that Iran retaliates with attacks on U.S. soil, saying, 'We think about it all the time. We plan for it'

lmao could he give less of a shit

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Hey everybody, Dr Iranian Understander has logged on and has some takes

That’s lazy, champ

The worst part is Claude didn’t tell them to target that school full of little kids they just did that on their own

“Analysis” headline that says ‘Trump follows his gut. His national security advisors try to keep up’ like what does that even mean?

What you even doing anymore guys?

Goteeeem

Anytime you see me there’s a 40% chance I’m replaying this again in my mind grapes

David Guetta presumably shouting out to his [khameini] family

On a rooftop somewhere in Dubai

Pedo bear. Ask your parents about it

You know who’s been having a banner year?

CBS and CBS News, HBO and HBO Max, CNN, DC Comics, Harry Potter, TikTok, Star Trek,Warner Bros., Comedy Central, South Park, Avatar Studios, Turner Classic Movies,The Food Network, HGTV, Discovery, TLC, OWN, Adult Swim, TNT, TBS

CBS and CBS News, HBO and HBO Max, CNN, DC Comics, Harry Potter, TikTok, Star Trek,Warner Bros., Comedy Central, South Park, Avatar Studios, Turner Classic Movies,The Food Network, HGTV, Discovery, TLC, OWN, Adult Swim, TNT, TBS