A person with the presence of a banana
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Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
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All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights ๐
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | ๐ฃ| โฟ๏ธ | ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
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existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive.
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for the love of the joke
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extremely online cpap enthusiast. ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐งท
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middling jokes/existential dread
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I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
Senior NFL writer for The Athletic. Creator of โThe Playcallersโ and โFinding Ramsโ.
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marxist | alleged Balkan war criminal | auDHD lil guy | mir leybn eybik | NB (they/them)
Medium good posts at bad post price points
They/she
Professor of Film, Media, and Digital Studies at a small liberal arts college.
Digital skulduggery and more
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the king of slurm! the emperor, even, of slurm!
In 1994 I bought a Corel Gallery CD-ROM with 10,000 clipart images. Thirty years later those images haunt this ghost story bot. Posts autodelete.
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15 years of saved tweets.
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But the cat came back
It just couldnโt stay away, away, away
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Chicago, IL
The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
I watch a lot of basketball and write about it sometimes / pfp by @ashnbrimstone
NBA content at theScore
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The official account for the WNBA
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EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY
in select theaters April 17
creative director & visual artist
culture connoisseur
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"End Times Fascism" book coming September 2026.
Doppelganger. This Changes Everything. The Shock Doctrine. No Logo. On Fire.
UBC Professor of Climate Justice.
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Tired all the time.
1/3 of @battingaround.bsky.social
He/him
live from Minnesota
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in a dumpster. i post about jason statham sometimes
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
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Not A. Doctor, M.D.
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Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
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tramp stamp of a ouija board
Lvl 50 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.
Wrote half of This Is How You Lose the Time War & all of The River Has Roots. Next book: Seasons of Glass & Iron, March 24, 2026. I have a newsletter you can sign up for at amalelmohtar.com
Officially, I have nothing to do with arbyโs. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arbyโs
Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐น๐
Liberals DNI โ
who cares. pick up a foot ball
national champion hoosier | cape cod evangelist | go birds | vermont | 4x marathoner
I just want to garden and cook and hang with pals. Please be chill. She/Her
โSome people say that the silent era was the golden era of film. These people are difficult and insane.โ
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CG/VFX Artist. I love art/vfx/mograph/photos/bodies. ML yes, "AI" no.
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power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her
Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
Welder, machinist and full time millenial doomer.
I like what I like
She/her ยฆ autistic
Communism, dad jokes and nu metal.
Liberals DNI ๐ซ
Un รฉlรฉphant. Pour de vrai.
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
Boonta Vista + Savant Garde podcasts.
worldโs normalest Philadelphia Flyers fan.
aviation enthusiast, australian [derogatory]
You canโt make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad ๐คทโโ๏ธ
she/they | lurker | bbw | cats | kayaks | Psalms 116:11 | $/@insanemistress | โthe babe ruth of titsโ
I believe in womenโs rights and wrongs ๐คญ
Author, editor, and angler from the Great Lakes, currently ranging near the Columbia River drainage in the Cascadia bioregion.
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aerospace engineer gone wild | PNW | missmeringue.love
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if your name is max too please dont embarrass me
High impact easy listening!
low-grade moron. i have a cat
New Yorker staff writer and Houston Rockets fan.
On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account, fuck ICE
& Titus Forever
But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I ๐ข๐ฎ universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier
Boston area coffee-milk advocate โ๏ธ | Astro PhD ๐ญ | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
civil rights lawyer, exhausted
DM for Signal info
Minotaur forgiving me
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Not doing a bio because too many people just now realizing Iโm from Chicago.
Guidebook author, TV & radio host, business owner, Lutheran, and NORML Board Member. Fanatically positive and militantly optimistic.
History podcaster/author. Revolutions + The History of Rome
artist, limb maker, dad, shitposter.
Lunch sketch $30.
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journalist, artist, girl
i publish every other Thursday
all my work is free
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She/Her | Loves old movies, reading & sleeping | Hates an Oxford comma
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95% of this shit is lies for entertainment purposes only. The other 95% is truth thats going to be hard to handle. Save your long winded replies for people you know. I dont know why Im this way.
Renewed Kidney Enthusiast
no longer in๐ Gary, Indiana
Mom. Whistleblower. Career Urban Planner. Fighter + Candidate for NYC Council District 3.
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gracie roso if ya nasty
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they hate to see a girlboss stimming
LVSORI DELENDAE SVNT
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http://twitch.tv/dropkickchannel
the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira
actor who podcasts
bama alum, ATLien
https://linktr.ee/glitterburrito
NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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scurrilous boy not actually kim possible.
Senior Writer at The Ringer ๐ฆ NYT bestselling author of Impossible Owls ๐ฆ occasional podcast host (22 Goals, Truthless) ๐ฆ whippet fancier
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teacher/occasional artist | she/her (elle/la) | texas | owner of the Disc Horse bot: @horsedisc.bsky.social
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