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bluesky being immediately negatively polarized into going with skeets because we were asked not to was the first sign that we were going to make it as a posting site

every true posting forum declares forever war against the mods

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 3591 πŸ” 665 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 17

it makes Him feel funny

10.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

10.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1118 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

It’s day 98 of the ICE occupation of MN.

For almost 100 days, we’ve been doing everything we can to protect our immigrant neighbors. This is the next step to keeping our neighbors safe.

Call on Mayor Frey to sign the 60 day pre-eviction notice.

10.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also would like to see the snake (and ant!) if possible!

10.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*Lector

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

COLLEAGUE: Ope, here comes Happy Arthur now.

ME: Wass bappin Art!

HAPPY ARTHUR: πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

07.05.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Purely from an IP law perspective, trying to "opt out" something that is at minimum a right of publicity issue and which has potential reputational issues for the involved experts is a bold move.

A very bold move.

A really really bold move.

10.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

God bless Angry Grandma ✌️

10.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A felt pigeon watching me. It has felt boobs.

A felt pigeon watching me. It has felt boobs.

I will felt sensible pigeons today. There will be no other pigeons, just sensible ones.

09.03.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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#OtD 9 Mar 1914 women battled police in Glasgow during Emmeline Pankhurst's speaking tour of Scotland. They used jiu-jitsu and barbed wire concealed in flower bouquets, and one woman fired blanks from a revolver stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1092...

09.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
Digital illustration in ink and color style. A hippopotamus standing on a low hillock. He has the wings and engines of a biplane strapped to his flanks. The propellers are spinning and he's wearing goggles. Sitting on top of the upper wing in front of a control stick is a capybara wearing a white silk scarf that's flapping in th breeze, a leather old-timey aviator helmet and goggles. Just two aquatic mammals who are friends taking to the air. Arcing agains the blue sky and clouds of the background is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

Digital illustration in ink and color style. A hippopotamus standing on a low hillock. He has the wings and engines of a biplane strapped to his flanks. The propellers are spinning and he's wearing goggles. Sitting on top of the upper wing in front of a control stick is a capybara wearing a white silk scarf that's flapping in th breeze, a leather old-timey aviator helmet and goggles. Just two aquatic mammals who are friends taking to the air. Arcing agains the blue sky and clouds of the background is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

19.05.2025 13:29 πŸ‘ 425 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
A Roman mosaic depicting an owl with wide eyes, brown and red body, and blue feet, set against a cream-colored background with a black geometric border. The owl looks a bit deranged.

A Roman mosaic depicting an owl with wide eyes, brown and red body, and blue feet, set against a cream-colored background with a black geometric border. The owl looks a bit deranged.

Just another Monday…

A Roman mosaic depicting a somewhat whimsical owl πŸ¦‰, found in UzΓ¨s, southern France, dating second half of the 1st century BC.

πŸ“· Denis Gliksman, Inrap

🏺 #MosaicMonday

09.03.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 756 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 29

Strongly suspect that as this war and its negative effects escalate, we're gonna see a massive increase in disinfo and unsourced "news" - starting right the hell now.

PLEASE don't share "breaking" news from rando or disreputable accounts who provide no links.

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 2429 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 41

I’m going to keep sharing this PSA: although the MMR is usually given at 12 and 18 months, your baby can get a first dose as early as 6 months. They will still need the other two doses, because immunity doesn’t stick at that age, and insurance may not cover it. But it’s protection.

16.02.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 412 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

International Women make their home in proximity to various trenches and deep sea vents

08.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BIG SWING!! 🌱

08.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Official MAHA Health Tips:
- Beef irregulars (priced to move)
- Kids die! Always have, always will
- Doctors think there SO smart πŸ™„
- Seed oils ruined teen cock
- Sludge / Runoff
- You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants
- Iced coffee... just seems weird to me

08.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 1053 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œAn organization like FAFO could allow prosecutors to trade research on novel legal theories designed to head off immunity arguments, share recommendations for expert witnesses, and even help strategize on how to sue the federal government to access evidence or get a case back into state court. It could facilitate collaboration between prosecutors in neighboring counties both subjected to CBP and ICE deployments, or between a local DA and their state AG. β€œA lot of what we’re looking at has not been tried yet in the court system,” Conover said. β€œRather than each one of us facing something, God forbid, like Minneapolis and finding ourselves having to invent the wheel, we can do it together.””

β€œAn organization like FAFO could allow prosecutors to trade research on novel legal theories designed to head off immunity arguments, share recommendations for expert witnesses, and even help strategize on how to sue the federal government to access evidence or get a case back into state court. It could facilitate collaboration between prosecutors in neighboring counties both subjected to CBP and ICE deployments, or between a local DA and their state AG. β€œA lot of what we’re looking at has not been tried yet in the court system,” Conover said. β€œRather than each one of us facing something, God forbid, like Minneapolis and finding ourselves having to invent the wheel, we can do it together.””

Struck by this quote from Tuscon’s local prosecutor on why she joined a nationwide group discussing how to prosecute federal agents

boltsmag.org/how-state-an...

08.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1296 πŸ” 373 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 22

seeing a lot of men today, like probably half the people out and about are men :/ don’t they know what day it is

08.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my entire gavin newsom brain path is just those photo opp photos of him beaming as he destroys the only possessions of a bunch of homeless people

08.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We need your help bringing two pregnant women back home from ICE detention! Their loved ones and community are asking for financial assistance to support the family during these difficult times.

givebutter.com/bring-pregna...

06.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7

i call this function β€œspouse”

08.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WE LOVE A BOSOM BAG

08.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

y’all I cannot stress enough how much it used to be the case that being federally indicted meant you were cooked. their win rate was astronomical for decades.

08.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing! Also (in the most positive way possible) makes me think of a halter top? Like, with tiddies being the bulk of the bag? Why is my brain like this

08.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11538 πŸ” 3277 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21
Soviet realist painting of a woman operating a port crane. Our perspective is from behind her so we see the lofty view of the port out the window of the crane’s cab

Soviet realist painting of a woman operating a port crane. Our perspective is from behind her so we see the lofty view of the port out the window of the crane’s cab

β€œFrom the height of the port crane” Rudolf Baranov, 1974

08.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1184 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 25

[UNSPOOLS ROLL OF BUILDING PLANS ONTO CARD TABLE] im putting together a team

08.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

haha thanks i hate it!!! help how do you mentally reverse-engineer associated genitals from furniture

08.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0