Qwazor(✨)🏳️‍⚧️ |-/

it took me 5 attempts to spell slepe

i’m going to sleep

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i should probably go to sleep

@briancoxtalks.bsky.social do you coock oomfs too

@briancoxtalks.bsky.social if we were to shrink Hatsune Miku down while keeping her mass constant, how small would she have to get to become a black hole?

this is how i was expecting to feel when i posted that

@briancoxtalks.bsky.social can you make me some ascii art of a horse?

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can he sign ur anus

for context, the other names i tried were Gwen and Eliza (only with myself) but as soon as i tried referring to myself as Zoë i just thought “yeah that’s the one”

i misspelled Qwazor as Qwazoe and i thought “wait Zoë is actually a really nice name” and it suited me way better than the other names i’d tried before

they locked me in a stage. a colorful stage

omg why didn’t i think of that

octopus eyes don't have either of those problems

our eyes are another example. our retinas are basically back to front, with our light sensing cells underneath the nerves, instead of directly facing the incoming light, and our optic nerve creates a blind spot that we just filter out

they're left over from when we had bigger jaws. i guess we just haven't gotten rid of them yet

miku? i was miku once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with leeks. the leeks made me miku.
miku? i was miku once...

I am Hatsune Miku, and i think everyone should eat cement

i’m pretty good too :3

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yay :3
i’m ok :3

*mwah*
ilyt :3

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yeah

of course :3
*hugs you back*

thanks <3
i hope you feel better soon

aw 🫂
i'm doing good

yippeee :3