Bryce Youngquist

*extremely that sucks man. my condolences voice* lmao

they are very much the unkillable cockroach of the consumer goods world

they've very rarely been on top of the world but they have survived Some Bullshit

(Its the Night Lords, the surprise is theyre only at number five)

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Promising an eternal alliance with the German Reich, and a fully fascist Kingdom of Israel.

Look at that, dream come true

a brit who throws a tantrum after explaining HIS support of hitler was justified, knock me over with a feather

its good to see you've lost your taste for corpse-flesh, now that the guy delivering it to you is orange.

see if you can retain that dining habit for a little longer, next time.

because they were delivering food aid, to people Joe Biden wanted dead.

the aid was supposed to be sent, to salve the consciences of the people in his coalition who were not okay with genocide. it was not, under any circumstances, to be delivered.

on pain of death.

got some real bad news for you about where all those bombs and artillery shells came from

it wasnt the Ammo Fairy

all would be stretching it. the genius behind "if we prosecute Trump that might be bad for my legacy" "if I kill enough Palestinians republicans have to vote for me" and "im definitely not too old to run for reelection" does get an awful lot of credit for what he accomplished with those, though

still upset your emotional support sex pest didn't make it through, eh ben

through American authorities, yes. who handed the targeting information to Israel, saying "hey, please don't BOMB THESE TARGETS, they are delivering food aid, do not BOMB THEM REPEATEDLY TO CONFIRM THE KILL"

MY GIRLFRIEND recently dragged me to a food truck operating out of one of the greyest and dingiest parts of chicago. she made the decision to get the food for us on the grounds "you are the only white guy here. it is going to be awkward." it was in stolen Sysco containers.

it was so goddamned good

oh, is murdering random ten year olds in the hopes it will make Netanyahu call you a good dog bad now

that's good to hear, from 10/7/2023 up until 1/20/2025 you and yours were explaining it was actually a pragmatic way to win over your nice white republican friends

he's still got a ways to go to catch up with what Joe did to the children of Gaza, but he's got time to make it happen

remember back when we gave Israel the targeting information for those WCK aid delivery trucks and Aaron's position was "hey no blame attaches to America for this"

c'mon, Aaron, back when it was your buddy Joe blowing up hospitals in the hopes it would make Bibi like him you were totally onboard. what changed.

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oh, well if they're parked nearby, then

you are at the point you are issuing apologia for the benificence of Donald J. Trump, in the name of explaining why a bunch of children dying isnt -that- bad actually.

can you grasp why someone witnessing you do this, about them and their children, might not view you as the lesser evil

turns out you get rid of all of that happiness and then some when you turn their 13-year-old daughter into chunky salsa while telling them "you're next, you filth."

tricky one, innit.

yeah but what if it turned out the ten year old girls were sitting in their schools hoping, praying, that they could be turned into pools of viscera by American weapons for the sake of Doctor Argy's self-esteem

for whatever reason a broad swath of the Iranian diaspora genuinely does not grasp that their family back home do not view "someone just murdered a bunch of middle schoolers down the road" as something to be responded to with "oh hell yes"

because their egos cannot possibly allow them to admit they were scammed by someone who preyed on common human weaknesses.

they're so smart, after all.

they have the letters after their name.

that means they're better than that.

there's a thriving ecosystem in fleecing these people. crystal healing for the lawyers, sovereign citizen bullshit for doctors, revaluing the Iraqi Dinar for engineers- purveyors of Secret Counterintuitive Knowledge, yours for 99.95/mo

and once they've paid once, they're yours forever.

the Ben Carson rule very much applies

fun trivia: people like this are the #1 target for cults and financial scammers. people who think because they are smart in one field that intelligence necessarily transfers to all others.

all you need to do is get them in the door, their egos will do the rest

we already know the number of preteen girls you want dead is higher than 100, is it when we break into four figures you'll start wondering if this is a productive exercise?

you're the one saying they're begging for death, in the hopes that would make you, a member of the diaspora, feel better about the world, friend.

i'm curious. what is the number of your inferiors butchered, for the crime of offending Donald Trump, where you will stop happily cheering for them dying

it explains a lot when you know that the average member of the Iranian diaspora considers their families back home to be a type of animal, deserving only death for the crime of allowing the Shah to be overthrown

imagining Iranians react like human beings do is ideologically verboten for such people