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My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu. linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani

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The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

03.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 3333 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 3
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He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.)

24.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to feel better for a moment, watch the short film The Singers on Netflix. It's nominated for an Oscar, and in this moment I am profoundly grateful for art that makes me feel hopeful. Please watch it.

16.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 556 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3
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Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an β€œadministrative subpoena.” πŸ‘€

@nytimes.com $META
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

13.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1365 πŸ” 590 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 154
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Happy Valentines Day to my eternal co op partner, the player one to my player two, my fellow forever favorite indoor kid. @emilyvgordon.bsky.social

The artists behind these Indoor Kids artworks:
Kevin Nally
John Sperry
Andrew Nixon
Mark Moriarty

14.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 379 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Step stool always at the ready for Dave

09.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 410 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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Big therapy guy. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

06.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 336 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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Once you get in Latitudes you know you've made it

05.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 334 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

04.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

31.01.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 29302 πŸ” 13271 πŸ’¬ 1768 πŸ“Œ 1199

Ok yes! I have actually only played the second two.

31.01.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love both those games. Loved Deathloop as well, although not as much as the two Dishonoreds.

31.01.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Just reiterating how excited I am to be working on the Sex Criminals show. Been a big fan of the comic forever, & Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky have been extremely supportive during this process. Thrilled they trusted us with their wonderful work.

And yes this will mess up my google search forever.

31.01.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 594 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

Gods walk amongst us

31.01.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we ever get just one piece of good news? Thanks.

31.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1772 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 7
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Q: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota?

TRUMP: No no. Not at all.

30.01.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 2420 πŸ” 1203 πŸ’¬ 322 πŸ“Œ 318

Thanks Mo! Thrilled we get to make it!

30.01.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.

29.01.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 883 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 47
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Tragedies of the Dad and Donatello varieties. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

28.01.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 419 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, β€œThis is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

27.01.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 7792 πŸ” 4173 πŸ’¬ 483 πŸ“Œ 920

It's barely been a year.

27.01.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 933 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 4

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call β€œsymbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

26.01.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 20845 πŸ” 8644 πŸ’¬ 268 πŸ“Œ 714
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Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.

BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

26.01.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 10484 πŸ” 3187 πŸ’¬ 1273 πŸ“Œ 3635
I am sending Tom Homan to Minnesota tonight. He has not been involved in that area, but knows and likes many of the people there. Tom is tough but fair, and will report directly to me. Separately, a major investigation is going on with respect to the massive 20 Billion Dollar, Plus, Welfare Fraud that has taken place in Minnesota, and is at least partially responsible for the violent organized protests going on in the streets.
Additionally, the DOJ and Congress are looking at "Congresswoman" Illhan Omar, who left Somalia with NOTHING, and is now reportedly worth more than 44 Million Dollars. Time will tell all. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

I am sending Tom Homan to Minnesota tonight. He has not been involved in that area, but knows and likes many of the people there. Tom is tough but fair, and will report directly to me. Separately, a major investigation is going on with respect to the massive 20 Billion Dollar, Plus, Welfare Fraud that has taken place in Minnesota, and is at least partially responsible for the violent organized protests going on in the streets. Additionally, the DOJ and Congress are looking at "Congresswoman" Illhan Omar, who left Somalia with NOTHING, and is now reportedly worth more than 44 Million Dollars. Time will tell all. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

Sorry, Trump, your support is collapsing and you’re panicking.

Right on cue, you’re deflecting from your failures with lies and conspiracy theories about me. Years of β€œinvestigations" have found nothing.

Get your goons out of Minnesota.

26.01.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 3564 πŸ” 603 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 49
An aging, increasingly unpopular leader with autocratic impulses sends masked agents into opposition areas to provoke unrest.

Those agents shoot an unarmed civilian observer after disarming him, obstruct evidence collection, and the government then lies about it publicly.

An aging, increasingly unpopular leader with autocratic impulses sends masked agents into opposition areas to provoke unrest. Those agents shoot an unarmed civilian observer after disarming him, obstruct evidence collection, and the government then lies about it publicly.

When you explain it plainly, it’s hard not to see where we are as a country.

25.01.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1372 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 11
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Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded A moment-by-moment analysis of video from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when fatal shots were fired, which appears to contradict the federal government’s account of the event.

Alex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.

25.01.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2891 πŸ” 934 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 85

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin.

Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

24.01.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 14945 πŸ” 6802 πŸ’¬ 429 πŸ“Œ 548

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

24.01.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 60632 πŸ” 18877 πŸ’¬ 1404 πŸ“Œ 741

ICE agents killed a man and are disappearing the witnesses.

24.01.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2486 πŸ” 1233 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 19
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Sayre: "My background is in international humanitarian response in conflict zones in Yemen, Haiti, Syria, Iraq, and Ukraine. What I've seen here is what I've seen there. A powerful entity violently and intentionally terrorizing people."

24.01.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 6294 πŸ” 2630 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 147