B R A N D O N

Cuz you old, SDK.

Cuz you old, SDK.

I told you to leave that man alone. Lol.

Now hit that Eye To Eye dance for the skyline one time! 🤣

Love!

This!!!

You also argue tho.

3 - meets expectations. 🤣

And she didn’t get tired either. Bless her ministry.

Lmao. Chile, I walked away with my camera on, heated a burrito, came back, ate it on screen with audio muted.

Ain’t got shit else to say.

CORRECT!!!

I was in that meeting like...

If you invite me to a meeting, ask for my expertise, and say you’re open to feedback, but then spend two hours being defensive… You didn’t want feedback. You wanted applause.

*Declines follow-up meeting request*

That is the ONLY reason I need you praying during my prep session!

Yeah. The weekends are CHAOTIC AF!!! Stay away at all costs.

Issa game changer!!! Just did a Costco run today actually.

At first I thought you meant the song and I was gonna block you.

Their prayers were answered then, I guess. 🤣

Now ma’am… are you praying that my refund INCREASE? Or what? Cuz SAT DOWN and complete this form!

Okay, Omarosa.

You not gone disrespect pot pie like this.

Love*

I’ll take this as a second to the motion! All in favor?

You did this to yourself.

Yes, that is what the therapist is going to teach you to say to that traumatized child within. Let’s say it together? BYYEEEE BRANDON!

Very good.

That part.

There’s a trauma informed therapist just waiting to take your EAP benefit to help you heal.

Somebody hurt him real bad.

I think you should write them a thank you letter, personally. 😜