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Jake Vose

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“WELCOME TO OUR ---L”

06.03.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

doo dooooo doo doo doo

05.03.2026 11:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The answer to problems in sociotechnical systems is not always "more software", "better software" or "open source software".
A lot of the time the best solution is _less software_ and sometimes even _no software_.

03.03.2026 11:16 👍 937 🔁 130 💬 46 📌 13

this is amazing

22.02.2026 18:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to keep traceability on the Golden Images in your AWS Organization? You can use Config Aggregator to query running EC2, and if you have downstream AMI builds, you can bake the source AMI IDs into their tags and query them with the Aggregator too!

06.02.2026 21:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love shack
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole

04.02.2026 01:12 👍 322 🔁 93 💬 43 📌 13

A basket shop called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds

03.02.2026 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mamas, don’t let yer babies grow up to be cowboys (chipmunks)

27.01.2026 19:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that’s just watership down with more steps

13.01.2026 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The sea captain 

YAR, I HATE THE SEA AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

The sea captain YAR, I HATE THE SEA AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

I think, taking in all the context, this is the single image of the Simpsons that I relate to the most

13.01.2026 01:19 👍 357 🔁 18 💬 12 📌 4
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a man with long white hair is standing in front of a blue sky holding a sword . ALT: a man with long white hair is standing in front of a blue sky holding a sword .
13.01.2026 01:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2026 gonna be long as hell huh

08.01.2026 00:00 👍 143 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 2

my secret superpower is sitting next to an untouched source of hydration all day

02.01.2026 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

07.12.2025 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

feeling cute, will probably delete later

07.12.2025 04:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

as a xennial myself, “paying my dues” in the form of long hours and hard work were far less attractive upon repeated reinforcements that meritocracy was an illusion and that nepo/crony keys were the actual door openers. the “agency in the face of helplessness” of slackerdom resonates

07.12.2025 04:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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@kellalena.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social

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07.12.2025 04:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud

06.12.2025 02:54 👍 3382 🔁 775 💬 51 📌 35

Every group text eventually becomes two people talking and eight witnesses.

30.11.2025 07:02 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Ray, for your information, the interest rate alone for the first five years comes to $95,000.

22.11.2025 02:30 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Maximum Overdrive

20.11.2025 13:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.11.2025 03:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

3.4 ounces or less each, fitting into a quart sized bag

17.11.2025 01:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mementos mori means always remember the freshmaker

14.11.2025 18:18 👍 184 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 1
Shakira in a red top with black suspenders and a blue headband.

Shakira in a red top with black suspenders and a blue headband.

A shark matching Shakira’s aesthetic.

A shark matching Shakira’s aesthetic.

sharkira, shakira: thread

07.11.2025 23:43 👍 319 🔁 75 💬 14 📌 14
the only way Frank Sinatra took his chicken salad sandwiches

the only way Frank Sinatra took his chicken salad sandwiches

was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it

03.11.2025 21:42 👍 703 🔁 116 💬 20 📌 9

heavy is the pinky that holds the phone

13.10.2025 13:26 👍 296 🔁 83 💬 4 📌 0

big e-moto energy

27.09.2025 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bumper sticker reads:

keep honking!
i'm listening to ska and you're in the band now

bumper sticker reads: keep honking! i'm listening to ska and you're in the band now

PickItUpPickItUpPickItUpPickItUp!

20.09.2025 19:06 👍 26 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

Age verification:

My grandparents had a party line, cars took leaded gas, and my first computer was an Atari 400 with Pac-Man and Space Invaders (and a totally sick membrane keyboard)

11.09.2025 01:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0