kiera

been dreaming of cigarettes

poop competition on 3.

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🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!

ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

eureka

we watch everyday how history can be rewritten in favor of complete fabrications, it’s extremely bleak

stressed as hell rn. resorted to family guy funny moments. worst mistake of my life.

nugget in a biscuit

oh!!!! the horror!!!!! 2026 👻

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Just because a billionaire might do a few philanthropic things, or isn't a turbo-nazi does not make them a good person

Hoarding wealth is incompatible with being a good person

hello plue sky

shinji is piloting bubba while big d touches bubbas small d. the implications of this is insane

goodbye insomnia!!! HELLO PERSCRIPTION DRUGS!!!!!!!

fuck you insomnia

"trump administration ethics test" featuring 3 questions

here's my scanned copy if you are interested!

Based on the fact that most of them haven’t posted much today I think the executive branch joined Bluesky for the express purpose to complain about being blocked

nation founded on a right to protist. grow cells and stuff. eukaryote type shit.

i helped a man in reno just to watch him hamburger

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

@everyone haha i just pinged you all

i am now sponsored by the hungry man instant dinner meal. please give me., sorry i mean hungry man instant dinner meal company your money. this is not a hungry man pump and dump scheme

anyone got themselves some dual-vector foil i can borrow.??

I LIKE MONEY!!!!!

Just start living your real life and to hell with anyone who doesn't support the real you!

#trans #agender #nonbinary #mtf #transfemme

fuuuuuccckkkk. anxiety is turning me into a goblin.

me explaining to my great wonderful husband why there is no good solution for an open-source android rom

but yea im moving to microg. done with googles keybox bullshit

i love the veil of "decentralization" that the atprotocol poses. like yea. u can host each individual component. but would u? and whats the point. like ive never heard of another firehose instance other than the one hosted by bluesky........ 🤨

i found the ultimate way to win democracy 4

1. remove all of the people who are actually competent and replace them with loyalists
2. get people loyal to me and soley me
3. start removing basic freedoms
4. increase censorship and propaganda
5. do whatever you want after that

i hate mechanisms and gears and shit!!! i cant STAND the clankers. the machine!!! screw those things