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@absobloodylucy

your local librarian. there are many like me, but this one is yours. host of @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social www.begaysolvecrimes.com

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From a 2014 'one-pager' email proposal for a video game that would eventually become Disco Elysium: "AD&D meets 70s cop-show, in an original "fantastic realist" setting, with swords, guns and motor-cars. Realized as an isometric CRPG — a modern advancement on the legendary "Planescape: Torment" and "Baldur's Gate" Massive, reactive story. Exploring a vast, poverty-stricken ghetto. Deep, strategic combat.
Be a cop. (You're a cop, Harry!) Choose what kind of cop you are — good cop, bad cop, lady cop, man cop, a socialist revolutionary disguised as a cop. A criminal mastermind disguised as a cop. You can even be a real lazy cop, who doesn't wanna be a cop." 

I have highlighted the phrase "lady cop".

From a 2014 'one-pager' email proposal for a video game that would eventually become Disco Elysium: "AD&D meets 70s cop-show, in an original "fantastic realist" setting, with swords, guns and motor-cars. Realized as an isometric CRPG — a modern advancement on the legendary "Planescape: Torment" and "Baldur's Gate" Massive, reactive story. Exploring a vast, poverty-stricken ghetto. Deep, strategic combat. Be a cop. (You're a cop, Harry!) Choose what kind of cop you are — good cop, bad cop, lady cop, man cop, a socialist revolutionary disguised as a cop. A criminal mastermind disguised as a cop. You can even be a real lazy cop, who doesn't wanna be a cop." I have highlighted the phrase "lady cop".

wondering what happened to the version of Disco Elysium that let you be a Lady Cop? well well well, do we have the podcast for you

07.03.2026 10:52 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

properly fucking lost it at the bit-a-thon in the last 10 minutes of this. extremely good to have this in my life

06.03.2026 14:43 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Are Labour MPs starting to realise just how badly they’ve messed things up for LGBTQ people?

nebula.tv/videos/philo...

06.03.2026 13:58 👍 558 🔁 101 💬 16 📌 2

oh fuck i forgot New Vegas, am i trans or not smdh

06.03.2026 00:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

by rights i ought to include bioshock 2 in this

06.03.2026 00:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

the worm in my ear is playing a mashup of Message In A Bottle and Walking In Memphis and let me tell you that worm may have no taste but he's got pipes

05.03.2026 23:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

like i’m not religious either but man you have to be a particular kind of atheist to make an angel wear a fedora

05.03.2026 22:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just finished watching Midnight Mass for the first time and the first 6.5 episodes are pretty damn good imo but boy howdy does it get a bit We Are Made Of Star Stuff at the end there

05.03.2026 22:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.03.2026 11:38 👍 1613 🔁 601 💬 6 📌 3
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[BONUS] Episode A - Disco Elysium | Be Gay Solve Crimes Get more from Be Gay Solve Crimes on Patreon

Mr Evrart is feminizing me by force, but he's feminizing me by for on behalf of the working class!

(The podcast has a bonus episode now)

www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

05.03.2026 10:27 👍 54 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
ENCYCLOPEDIA — This is a screenshot of the graffito wall in Disco Elysium. The text has been edited to read 'LISTEN TO BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES' -- you don't have to be told twice.

EMPATHY [Trivial: Failure] — Harry and Kim seem like they have little interest in podcasts.

ENCYCLOPEDIA — This is a screenshot of the graffito wall in Disco Elysium. The text has been edited to read 'LISTEN TO BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES' -- you don't have to be told twice. EMPATHY [Trivial: Failure] — Harry and Kim seem like they have little interest in podcasts.

01.03.2026 17:55 👍 264 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 3
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Lovely Lady RPG by Das Kunstkollektiv, Digital Poppy Wander the woods. Make women smile.

Spent valantines day alone? No sense of direction in ur life? Don't maind typos? Play Lovely Lady RPG: das-kunstkollektiv.itch.io/llrpg

15.02.2026 16:44 👍 50 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0

distract yourself from the looming prospect of yet another abject waste of human life for decades on end in the middle east with an episode of your favorite car transgenders on Tran Girlismo

04.03.2026 21:14 👍 98 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

mr evrart is helping me to find my bonus episode

04.03.2026 14:50 👍 144 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 0

the FIRST BONUS EPISODE about this very game is OUT NOW

www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

04.03.2026 10:45 👍 75 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

mr evrart is helping me find my thigh-highs

04.03.2026 10:23 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

SHERLOCK HOLMES: and it was only as i exited your residence at Mar A Lago just 2 nights ago that i noticed the rash on the back of your neck. Tropicalius Rodentus, a subspecies of fauna only found on the island colloquially known as….Little St James

DONALD TRUMP: Wow, that’s absolutely amazing

02.03.2026 19:14 👍 508 🔁 73 💬 4 📌 1

she’s so good at this omg

01.03.2026 17:57 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

if sloppy gorilla sex didn’t exist, it would be necessary to create it

01.03.2026 12:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’m a visual learner btw

01.03.2026 11:36 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

okay but fr is this some pre-existing style i’ve never heard of? someone explain

01.03.2026 11:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Harry du Bois, Kim Kitsuragi, Klaasje, Ruby, and The Smoker On The Balcony dance in the Whirling-In-Rags. A conversation on the right of the screen has Kim Kitsuragi encouraging you to listen to the podcast Be Gay Solve Crimes (begaysolvecrimes.com), with dialogue options available to say you already listen to it, realise they’re gonna do Disco Elysium next, and behind an impossible speech check, let Kim know you’ve been having some thoughts about your gender. Also, Garte is off in a corner angrily trying to blow everyone up with his mind.

Harry du Bois, Kim Kitsuragi, Klaasje, Ruby, and The Smoker On The Balcony dance in the Whirling-In-Rags. A conversation on the right of the screen has Kim Kitsuragi encouraging you to listen to the podcast Be Gay Solve Crimes (begaysolvecrimes.com), with dialogue options available to say you already listen to it, realise they’re gonna do Disco Elysium next, and behind an impossible speech check, let Kim know you’ve been having some thoughts about your gender. Also, Garte is off in a corner angrily trying to blow everyone up with his mind.

28.02.2026 12:32 👍 152 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 1
Apple Podcasts’ AI driven attempt at auto-generating a transcript for episode 1 of the podcast Be Gay Solve Crimes, in which our imitations of various mumbling bumbling “Watson Noises” are rendered as an unending stream of the word “Bruh”

Apple Podcasts’ AI driven attempt at auto-generating a transcript for episode 1 of the podcast Be Gay Solve Crimes, in which our imitations of various mumbling bumbling “Watson Noises” are rendered as an unending stream of the word “Bruh”

i speak fluent watson, hold on let me translate, he’s saying… oh. oh god no.

27.02.2026 11:52 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

07.02.2026 05:01 👍 33621 🔁 6993 💬 221 📌 182
tv tropes entry for Incredibly Lame Pun, only guaranteeing even more tenuous puns in future

tv tropes entry for Incredibly Lame Pun, only guaranteeing even more tenuous puns in future

oh cool we have a tv tropes page now? i hope they like my incredibly witty puns

27.02.2026 00:48 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

every day, once a day, give yourself a present. don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. just let it happen. it could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair, or an episode of @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social

26.02.2026 21:04 👍 74 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

also shout out to our beloved @poisonomicon.bsky.social for absolutely nailing our profile pic, everyone say Thank You Gwen :)

26.02.2026 19:17 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

This podcast is so good, I did not stop laughing the entire time, Nova once again only can make bangers

25.02.2026 16:05 👍 55 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Librarian MomentTM: i think/hope this refers to 1988 detective novel 'A Mouthful of Sand', rather than being a threat

25.02.2026 14:39 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Left ear right ear” meme where right ear is “November Kelly podcast” and left ear is “another November Kelly podcast”

“Left ear right ear” meme where right ear is “November Kelly podcast” and left ear is “another November Kelly podcast”

It’s the only way to keep up

25.02.2026 13:45 👍 386 🔁 29 💬 5 📌 0