Ah Christ they invented Jabba the House
07.03.2026 15:32
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Ah Christ they invented Jabba the House
From a 2014 'one-pager' email proposal for a video game that would eventually become Disco Elysium: "AD&D meets 70s cop-show, in an original "fantastic realist" setting, with swords, guns and motor-cars. Realized as an isometric CRPG — a modern advancement on the legendary "Planescape: Torment" and "Baldur's Gate" Massive, reactive story. Exploring a vast, poverty-stricken ghetto. Deep, strategic combat. Be a cop. (You're a cop, Harry!) Choose what kind of cop you are — good cop, bad cop, lady cop, man cop, a socialist revolutionary disguised as a cop. A criminal mastermind disguised as a cop. You can even be a real lazy cop, who doesn't wanna be a cop." I have highlighted the phrase "lady cop".
wondering what happened to the version of Disco Elysium that let you be a Lady Cop? well well well, do we have the podcast for you
properly fucking lost it at the bit-a-thon in the last 10 minutes of this. extremely good to have this in my life
Are Labour MPs starting to realise just how badly they’ve messed things up for LGBTQ people?
nebula.tv/videos/philo...
oh fuck i forgot New Vegas, am i trans or not smdh
by rights i ought to include bioshock 2 in this
the worm in my ear is playing a mashup of Message In A Bottle and Walking In Memphis and let me tell you that worm may have no taste but he's got pipes
like i’m not religious either but man you have to be a particular kind of atheist to make an angel wear a fedora
just finished watching Midnight Mass for the first time and the first 6.5 episodes are pretty damn good imo but boy howdy does it get a bit We Are Made Of Star Stuff at the end there
Mr Evrart is feminizing me by force, but he's feminizing me by for on behalf of the working class!
(The podcast has a bonus episode now)
www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
![ENCYCLOPEDIA — This is a screenshot of the graffito wall in Disco Elysium. The text has been edited to read 'LISTEN TO BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES' -- you don't have to be told twice.
EMPATHY [Trivial: Failure] — Harry and Kim seem like they have little interest in podcasts.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwmxxtgfa3uqxwhenffwctwf/bafkreiglzvk7b2uaecghugrzbuzc4alhats573c7di6styoujutb5azi5a@jpeg)
ENCYCLOPEDIA — This is a screenshot of the graffito wall in Disco Elysium. The text has been edited to read 'LISTEN TO BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES' -- you don't have to be told twice. EMPATHY [Trivial: Failure] — Harry and Kim seem like they have little interest in podcasts.
Spent valantines day alone? No sense of direction in ur life? Don't maind typos? Play Lovely Lady RPG: das-kunstkollektiv.itch.io/llrpg
distract yourself from the looming prospect of yet another abject waste of human life for decades on end in the middle east with an episode of your favorite car transgenders on Tran Girlismo
mr evrart is helping me to find my bonus episode
the FIRST BONUS EPISODE about this very game is OUT NOW
www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
mr evrart is helping me find my thigh-highs
SHERLOCK HOLMES: and it was only as i exited your residence at Mar A Lago just 2 nights ago that i noticed the rash on the back of your neck. Tropicalius Rodentus, a subspecies of fauna only found on the island colloquially known as….Little St James
DONALD TRUMP: Wow, that’s absolutely amazing
she’s so good at this omg
if sloppy gorilla sex didn’t exist, it would be necessary to create it
i’m a visual learner btw
okay but fr is this some pre-existing style i’ve never heard of? someone explain
Harry du Bois, Kim Kitsuragi, Klaasje, Ruby, and The Smoker On The Balcony dance in the Whirling-In-Rags. A conversation on the right of the screen has Kim Kitsuragi encouraging you to listen to the podcast Be Gay Solve Crimes (begaysolvecrimes.com), with dialogue options available to say you already listen to it, realise they’re gonna do Disco Elysium next, and behind an impossible speech check, let Kim know you’ve been having some thoughts about your gender. Also, Garte is off in a corner angrily trying to blow everyone up with his mind.
Apple Podcasts’ AI driven attempt at auto-generating a transcript for episode 1 of the podcast Be Gay Solve Crimes, in which our imitations of various mumbling bumbling “Watson Noises” are rendered as an unending stream of the word “Bruh”
i speak fluent watson, hold on let me translate, he’s saying… oh. oh god no.
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
tv tropes entry for Incredibly Lame Pun, only guaranteeing even more tenuous puns in future
oh cool we have a tv tropes page now? i hope they like my incredibly witty puns
every day, once a day, give yourself a present. don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. just let it happen. it could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair, or an episode of @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social
also shout out to our beloved @poisonomicon.bsky.social for absolutely nailing our profile pic, everyone say Thank You Gwen :)
This podcast is so good, I did not stop laughing the entire time, Nova once again only can make bangers
Librarian MomentTM: i think/hope this refers to 1988 detective novel 'A Mouthful of Sand', rather than being a threat