The new masculinity is a bunch of performatively homophobic old guys wearing $32 shirts with an iron-on transfer quality picture of Trump’s face on them, looking like the boomer staring down dementia equivalent of teenage girls at a New Kids on the Block concert in 1989.
A fun little joke for a civil rights icon’s funeral.
Yay?
Not you.
Shitlib Edgelords. Incredible.
I remember years ago on Twitter one of these people was like “I learn so much following black people” & then it turned out she meant literally following them around & observing them at stores & stuff.
“Markwayne has done what he needed to about the stocks. I think in many ways his expertise on that will be big for America. He’s gonna do big numbers on the stocks & America in a way where it’s first. For 4 years under Biden America was last in safety & stocks. He’ll fix that.”
“Some of my favorite people are nazis who get boners at the thought of tech oligarch feudalism replacing democracy. In fact, all of them are.”
Me selling my bullshit widely hated by the public: It’s a fucking head-case now too. Free of charge😉
Pictured: Stephen Miller & Markwayne Mullin shocked over Trump statement
“Publicists hate her!”
I think it’s cool the Miami Sound Machine still gets together without Gloria.
Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match,
Glenn in tears as George Washington agrees to sign his tighty whities.
She does but it doesn’t help her in elections, just grifting them for money with her aggressively hateful videos. Some have said that’s pretty much the entirety of her campaigning now. She was banking on her name carrying her with conservative Latino voters & I assume she probably got them.
The odds of many having any clue who she was beyond a Latina name on the ballot are slim.
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Porky Pig thought he had him here.
“But all the data I was getting from PAC funded polling said you all love fascism?!”
Trump just red faced angry struggling to find the words after Don Jr says he hopes to follow in his footsteps too.
Wishful thinking from a patriot who never particularly liked being American.
Honestly a NBA equivalent of the PGA Senior Tour might be just the thing to get me back into basketball.
Him sucking at the base hockey skill makes this all the funnier. It’s like a guy making baseball part of his identity then you see him wearing his glove on his throwing hand & on the rare occasion he makes the catch he removes it every time he needs to throw the ball.
We’re so close to Trump mocking “Sleepy Joe Biden” while his jaw detaches from his skull in an Oval Office statement.
It’s funny my girl & I were JUST talking about how so many social influencers are attractive women bankrolled by groyper-curious crypto scammer guys. She followed this swimsuit designer lady until the Charlie Kirk killing & suddenly her husband’s antisemitic beliefs were appearing on her posts.
Yeah also I’d rather be in the position of having Powerpoint tasks dumped on me than Excel tasks which besides being boring & require preciseness frequently come from people who have no fucking clue or concern about the limits of Excel.
Funables picked up the ball Betty fumbled
On the “Things that happened with your elderly loved one as they died” scale we’re at “Go to my house & pick out anything you like”.
“I don’t know why you want the American Dream when you’re free to come look at me live mine anytime you want”
SpongeBob & Squidward fought to the death. Neither survived.
