They mowed over the flowers at my grandfather’s grave & basically told my grandmother, who attended 7 days a week & contributed to every fundraiser they ever did, “tough shit” when she asked them to please not do that again.

NFL GMs look at Daniel Jones the way George Michael did Ann on Arrested Development so my advice to Colts fans is be nervous, be very nervous.

Yeah I’ve encountered several people involved with this who said they’re between a rock & a hard place not being a Trump thing but not really being allowed to make that clear out of fear of being targeted.

(Jan & Dean voice) 🎵Two wars for every boy🎵

Boomer guy who’d try to punch a baby for having a bonnet on during the National Anthem at a ballgame: I think it’s cool that President Trump kept his cap on during the dignified transfer of soldiers who died fighting his war no one wants. He’s a true patriot.

This shit always drives me nuts. How is a snack product that didn’t exist some celeb’s favorite?!

Thanks for Voting Kamala, My Ass (I Don’t Consider Your Vote a Vote)

The new masculinity is a bunch of performatively homophobic old guys wearing $32 shirts with an iron-on transfer quality picture of Trump’s face on them, looking like the boomer staring down dementia equivalent of teenage girls at a New Kids on the Block concert in 1989.

A fun little joke for a civil rights icon’s funeral.

Yay?

Not you.

Shitlib Edgelords. Incredible.

I remember years ago on Twitter one of these people was like “I learn so much following black people” & then it turned out she meant literally following them around & observing them at stores & stuff.

“Markwayne has done what he needed to about the stocks. I think in many ways his expertise on that will be big for America. He’s gonna do big numbers on the stocks & America in a way where it’s first. For 4 years under Biden America was last in safety & stocks. He’ll fix that.”

“Some of my favorite people are nazis who get boners at the thought of tech oligarch feudalism replacing democracy. In fact, all of them are.”

Me selling my bullshit widely hated by the public: It’s a fucking head-case now too. Free of charge😉

Pictured: Stephen Miller & Markwayne Mullin shocked over Trump statement

“Publicists hate her!”

I think it’s cool the Miami Sound Machine still gets together without Gloria.

Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match,

Glenn in tears as George Washington agrees to sign his tighty whities.

She does but it doesn’t help her in elections, just grifting them for money with her aggressively hateful videos. Some have said that’s pretty much the entirety of her campaigning now. She was banking on her name carrying her with conservative Latino voters & I assume she probably got them.

The odds of many having any clue who she was beyond a Latina name on the ballot are slim.

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Porky Pig thought he had him here.

“But all the data I was getting from PAC funded polling said you all love fascism?!”

Trump just red faced angry struggling to find the words after Don Jr says he hopes to follow in his footsteps too.

Wishful thinking from a patriot who never particularly liked being American.

Honestly a NBA equivalent of the PGA Senior Tour might be just the thing to get me back into basketball.

Him sucking at the base hockey skill makes this all the funnier. It’s like a guy making baseball part of his identity then you see him wearing his glove on his throwing hand & on the rare occasion he makes the catch he removes it every time he needs to throw the ball.