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Michael Gattozzi

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'A bad programmer' according to the Orange Site, he/him

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lol same brain cell

06.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My (Opus 4.6) sub agents (Haiku 4.5, Sonnet 4.6, Sonnet 4.5, Haiku 4.6) have unionized

06.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

High gas prices, war in the middle east, unpopular president, soaring unemployment. Welcome back second term Bush administration.

06.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 1009 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 13
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Marathon OST Vol 1 and Vol 2 are live globally on all major music streaming platforms! 🎡

06.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.

06.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 3118 πŸ” 1209 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 7

Yeeeeeah woo

06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean you should prosecute her

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God even after that transition it will be just as unreliable *because* it's azure

05.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

05.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 2041 πŸ” 421 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

You can always bet against Cramer with unfortunately close to 100% accuracy

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Marathon...

πŸ”ΉSeasonal gameplay content is free for all players to access or earn, including zones and Runner shells
πŸ”ΉThere is no pay for power
πŸ”ΉRewards Passes do not expire
πŸ”ΉYou can buy previous seasons' Rewards Passes if you wish
[1/3]

05.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 274 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 15

I hate my senator so much y'all. I hate Fetterman.

04.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know I turn 35 in 2028. Should just run on the Modern Cincinnatus platform. "I'm here to persecute evil with the full power of the state and then go home"

04.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because destroying our own trade economy wasn’t enough

04.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Marathon global launch times

Marathon global launch times

Marathon launch twitch drops

Marathon launch twitch drops

Marathon goes live tomorrow at the same time worldwide -- March 5 at 10AM PT. You’ll also be able to snag a new set of Twitch drops!

04.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 12

The Bible 2nd Edition just dropped which means time to order the new one

04.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just thought it was a weird name for a game engine but nope it makes perfect sense

04.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This has nothing really to do with the post but is the reason Paradox has an Engine called the Clausewitz Engine for its Grand Strategy games because of this strategist guy?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_vo...

04.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1554 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Bloodbath day for Democratic primaries and leadership. People are pissssed

04.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I have the unfortunate life fact of growing up in Boston

04.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dunkin Donuts - SNL
Dunkin Donuts - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

This is the song of my people

youtu.be/FSvNhxKJJyU?...

04.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New England would be Bluer than ever before for forever. They might even lose New Hampshire

04.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahahaha yeaaaaah goodbye dipshit

04.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you escape, will they call you god? Marathon releases March 5.

Watch the full Marathon Launch Cinematic, featuring Poppy and Son Lux, on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtw5...

04.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

04.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 5163 πŸ” 1177 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

Oh hell yeah

04.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wiped the team in the last 2 minutes after they barely survived the last encounter with another team. True Rook run

04.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Showing up with my shotgun and blue backpack and some credits? Really will make recovering easier. not sure I’ll ever get a rook run as good as this though

04.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Niiiiiiice. I think I spent a good amount of time getting a hang of the mechanics, but now I think on Thursday I’ll be able to come in and level fast. Especially gunning for certain upgrades like the permanent melee damage upgrade

04.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0