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Chris Johnson

@cjohns815tn

6th Generation Nashvillian. Braves fan for life. Vandy mailman.

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Most welcome. I have held back saying such for a while, bc im older amd dont want you to think im weird. But I think you are a great smart and funny woman. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

07.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want to tell you I think you are a fun witty follow. I dig your persona and your style. Keep that shit up. Plus u are Hella fine. All the best.

07.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if they have after hours spin class?

05.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of smurfs standing next to a duck with the words yes i did yes i did ALT: a group of smurfs standing next to a duck with the words yes i did yes i did
04.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But im already smurf sized

04.03.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see you didnt get cooked.

03.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a Toughskins romper?

03.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What up

03.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, mosquitos usually croak after they have a sample of me.

03.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say it again

03.03.2026 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnt say I would comply with the commands. ๐Ÿ˜„

02.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cookie monster is sitting on a plate with the words `` me likey ! likey '' written on it . ALT: a cookie monster is sitting on a plate with the words `` me likey ! likey '' written on it .
02.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a person holding an umbrella stands in front of a waterfall ALT: a person holding an umbrella stands in front of a waterfall
02.03.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Affordability!

02.03.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is actual dirt in Rutherford Co? Maybe throw a couple seeds in the potholes along 24, you know beautify the highway and all.

02.03.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is standing next to another man in a blurry photo with the caption `` how do we sleep while our beds are burning '' ALT: a man is standing next to another man in a blurry photo with the caption `` how do we sleep while our beds are burning ''
02.03.2026 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bugs bunny is sitting in a black cauldron with coins coming out of it ALT: bugs bunny is sitting in a black cauldron with coins coming out of it
01.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I live alone, Jamie Oliver

01.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let it flow, let yourself go

27.02.2026 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it plowable? ๐Ÿ˜‚

23.02.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You wrote the book

21.02.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One way for someone to get a ring on their finger. Gold silver or bronze

18.02.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why didnt it go down during Kid Rock's show? 10s of millions were watching. ๐Ÿ˜‚

18.02.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People throw beads at me to go away!

17.02.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're single on Valentines day, do you light candles to have your Healthy Choice microwave meal and Lantus injection?

14.02.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, damn, lady in red

14.02.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

13.02.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beary nice

13.02.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you hot for teacher?

13.02.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just me being high and not making sense. I was trying to be funny and say your naked after a corner piece of cake loke it someone's birthday party.

13.02.2026 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0