wes

so goddamn cool

jewelry

fuuuuck, im so sorry bri

They were an envoy of The Patriots. Get a vampire and attack them as soon as physically possible.

social media is funded by Big Awesome to remind you to play Metal Gear Solid 2 every month

i like it when the "tell me your 6 favorite whatevers" interaction baits happen every couple weeks. this is what apps are about

YAAAAY

thank you i was really worried people would just think i dont know how to say capiche. i know its cah-pick-ee

TIME FOR SEX!!!!!!!!

joining veg and five and delta right now for more ULTRAKILL! veg beat v2 in 2 tries. at this rate he'll probably get to the sex scene in like an hour

travis: "You got some 'seriously' scary eyes, lady. I can practically feel the bloodlust pooling outta you. You in the rankings?" morgan: "Hm? Oh, who, me? Guess it was only a matter of time until I heard a "blood sucking lawyer" joke!" rem: "Waaauuw! Like a vampire? Are you like a big crime vampire!?" xavier, throwing oregano in morgans direction, completely missing: "Do away with you, feature film of the night!"

its like this

nobody suspects the baby

nothing beats your xavier i was so nervous youd see this, thank you goat. Worm

my xavier is just awful imo but i saw travis and smelled blood in the water, thank you

i have been quoting it non stop all day its so goddamn good

"oh i should put rusty in there, thatd be fun. oh wait xaiver is already adult swim rep. ok well then fine ill just have to add morgan and the lash. wait thats too one sided, morgan needs a little guy that she doesnt want to murder to bounce off of like the games.......BINGO."

i still gotta play fraud, fittingly enough that is how i feel not getting to it yet, ive heard its peak though

Yes.

me playing cybergrind in ultrakill. the sky is littered with warped black and white images of bad luck brian and the ground (which is covered in so much blood) is made up of a fake screenshot of ichiban and kiryu from the yakxua series about to kiss. typing this all out made me feel like i was doing that shame walk thing from game of thrones

off topic/on topic but had to dig for my cybergrind setup a year or so ago

theyve added so much cool shit since then, its a must

a million, million times

the yearly DREAM'S END COME TRUE read has just concluded. so much peak

ultrakill is so goddamn good dude

joining veg and five and delta for a playthrough of ALL THE ULTRAKILL WE GOT SO FAR! veg and five haven't played it yet so im excited to lie to them. im sure delta will make a post about it later, but he made us all some really amazing new digs. oh how i abhor that nikon

HES BALD AND BLUE!!!!!!!

YAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!! BLUE BOO!!!!

He is blue now

i think of this tweet so often lol