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Videogame industry Word-and-Excel jockey (game designer, UX & accessibility advocate, database lover & grammar pedant). Sport nerd & pub quiz bore for fun. https://linktr.ee/etyek

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I think this is just your payback for all the times you have to listen to them stress-eating the microphones. Not a job where you can have misophonia, I assume :)

28.02.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screengrab from the UK Season of Jet lag The Game. Ben is browsing on his phone while saying โ€œIโ€™m just looking at pornographyโ€. It makes comic sense in context, trust me.

Screengrab from the UK Season of Jet lag The Game. Ben is browsing on his phone while saying โ€œIโ€™m just looking at pornographyโ€. It makes comic sense in context, trust me.

Where else would you find this quality of closed captioning? ;)

28.02.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOver postingโ€ + โ€œcat picsโ€ = impossible :)

15.01.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
TV advert for holidays in Turkiye with a slogan saying โ€œa piece of artโ€ but the spacing of letters makes the last word look a bit like โ€œfartโ€. Highbrow, I knowโ€ฆ

TV advert for holidays in Turkiye with a slogan saying โ€œa piece of artโ€ but the spacing of letters makes the last word look a bit like โ€œfartโ€. Highbrow, I knowโ€ฆ

Is it just the way my childish brain works or does this travel advert need better kerning on the font?

12.01.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Intriguingly cryptic! <Bates breath>

02.01.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, no, itโ€™s just that the kids these days donโ€™t want physical clothing as a souvenir, they want his โ€œE-shirtโ€ in Fortnite or Roblox ;)

02.01.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just about to ask if you can ever remember a Starting player A -> Sub B -> Sub C -> Sub D chain before?

20.12.2025 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never been prouder to be from this sceptred isleโ€ฆ

10.12.2025 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quiet over there! Iโ€™m trying to build the worldโ€™s tallest house of cards to impress an Irish stout company :)

07.12.2025 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stock photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger being shown the inside of a Chinese train driverโ€™s compartment

Stock photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger being shown the inside of a Chinese train driverโ€™s compartment

โ€œI need your clothes, your boots, and your jaunty train driverโ€™s hatโ€ฆโ€

03.11.2025 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screengrab from a YouTube clip of the long forgotten 1990s ITV sitcom Not With A Bang, where Judith Hann cameos as herself, accidentally knocking over some chemicals during a TV show which comedically turns everyone to dust.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_with_a_Bang

Screengrab from a YouTube clip of the long forgotten 1990s ITV sitcom Not With A Bang, where Judith Hann cameos as herself, accidentally knocking over some chemicals during a TV show which comedically turns everyone to dust. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_with_a_Bang

I still blame Judith for bringing on the end of the world in Not With A Bang :)

youtu.be/lQ-J9aEw6YA

16.10.2025 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@quizzydan.bsky.social todayโ€™s impromptu version of Hide And Peake was a bit easier than Westward Ho! :)

12.10.2025 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tom Scott on stage recording the Lateral podcast.

Tom Scott on stage recording the Lateral podcast.

What better to do on a Sunday afternoon than watch Tom Scott and chums record a live episode of Lateral Podcast?

12.10.2025 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent news, thanks!

Although Iโ€™m now imagining the two of you trying to narrate an entire UK road atlas, arguing over who gets to read the nice straight Roman roads and who has to describe the Snake Pass.

07.10.2025 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I normally prefer audiobooks, but given itโ€™s all about maps, are there lots of images inside the normal version that Iโ€™d miss out on by listening to your dulcet tones?

07.10.2025 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too good a post for this time of night, when thereโ€™s nobody here but us chickensโ€ฆ

13.09.2025 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lightning Seeds - This Is Radio Goal View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 1995 Cassette release of "This Is Radio Goal" on Discogs.

I was a big fan of this oneโ€ฆ

www.discogs.com/release/6909...

youtu.be/Of9-GRivOUU?...

31.08.2025 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many 90s magazine cover CDs have you uncovered?

31.08.2025 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Photo of the floor plan for Gamescom, which occupies multiple halls of a large convention centre.

Photo of the floor plan for Gamescom, which occupies multiple halls of a large convention centre.

Adamโ€™s European tour arrives in Cologne, Germany, where thereโ€™s a small little videogame convention going on. Iโ€™m sure I can see the whole thing in half a day, right?

21.08.2025 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Montage of 6 different Olympic torches from recent summer games. Sydney 2000 is white, Athens 2004 is brown & silver, Beijing 2008 is silver & red and has a traditional etched pattern, London 2012 is gold with a mesh design, Rio 2016 is white with dark ribbons looking like waves, and Tokyo 2020 is a blue gold colour.

Montage of 6 different Olympic torches from recent summer games. Sydney 2000 is white, Athens 2004 is brown & silver, Beijing 2008 is silver & red and has a traditional etched pattern, London 2012 is gold with a mesh design, Rio 2016 is white with dark ribbons looking like waves, and Tokyo 2020 is a blue gold colour.

An arrow is on display in the museum, alongside an information display reading 

Olympic cauldron ignition arrow, Barcelona 1992

Arrow used to ignite the Olympic cauldron during the Games Opening Ceremony. The flaming arrow, fired from the centre of the stadium by archer Antonio REBOLLO (ESP), a Paralympic athlete, lit the cauldron as it flew over the top of it.

An arrow is on display in the museum, alongside an information display reading Olympic cauldron ignition arrow, Barcelona 1992 Arrow used to ignite the Olympic cauldron during the Games Opening Ceremony. The flaming arrow, fired from the centre of the stadium by archer Antonio REBOLLO (ESP), a Paralympic athlete, lit the cauldron as it flew over the top of it.

Photo of a crowded gift shop filled with Olympic merchandise

Photo of a crowded gift shop filled with Olympic merchandise

โ€ฆitโ€™s a really good job Iโ€™m on a strict budget here otherwise I would be spending a fortune in the gift shop!

21.08.2025 10:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sign on a wall reading Olympic Museum

Sign on a wall reading Olympic Museum

The Olympic flame burns in the centrepiece of a sculpture, while in the background is a podium with the Olympic motto Citius Altius Fortius Communiter inscribed on the wall

The Olympic flame burns in the centrepiece of a sculpture, while in the background is a podium with the Olympic motto Citius Altius Fortius Communiter inscribed on the wall

A sculpture in the garden of the Olympic museum of two judokas participating in a bout, with a sign reading International Judo Federation, Budapest 2017

A sculpture in the garden of the Olympic museum of two judokas participating in a bout, with a sign reading International Judo Federation, Budapest 2017

Looking up at the gardens of the Olympic museum with various sculptures and floral displays themed around sport or the Olympic rings. Three flags are hanging down from flagpoles, but the lack of wind makes them unidentifiable.

Looking up at the gardens of the Olympic museum with various sculptures and floral displays themed around sport or the Olympic rings. Three flags are hanging down from flagpoles, but the lack of wind makes them unidentifiable.

As a sports nerd, it would be rude not to visit the Olympic Museum in Lausanneโ€ฆ

21.08.2025 10:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Frontage of Lausanne train station, with an analog clock showing the time as just before 1:30pm, and a sign saying Lausanne Capitale Olympique accompanied by the Olympic rings.

Frontage of Lausanne train station, with an analog clock showing the time as just before 1:30pm, and a sign saying Lausanne Capitale Olympique accompanied by the Olympic rings.

(Out of thread note, seems like my posts didnโ€™t upload yesterday. Stupid tech!)

โ€ฆexactly on time, the Swiss rail network delivers me to Lausanne for an eveningโ€™s Diamond League athletics.

21.08.2025 10:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Winterthur rail station map showing the location of platforms, toilets, etc

Winterthur rail station map showing the location of platforms, toilets, etc

View of what seems to be a small allotment for townsfolk to grow flowers or vegetables. In the foreground is a small garden shed next to some tall sunflowers and a pole flying a Swiss flag l. In the background are a large number of trees.

View of what seems to be a small allotment for townsfolk to grow flowers or vegetables. In the foreground is a small garden shed next to some tall sunflowers and a pole flying a Swiss flag l. In the background are a large number of trees.

My first time in the Swiss city of Winterthur, famed for being one of the locations in season 9 of YouTube show Jet Lag the Game.

But no time to hide in the woods - itโ€™s 10:30am and I need to be on the other side of the country in 3 hours, so Iโ€™ve got to go go goโ€ฆ

20.08.2025 08:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sign at the main entrance to Vienna train station, reading Wien Hauptbahnhof with an analog clock face showing a couple of minutes past 2 o clock.

Sign at the main entrance to Vienna train station, reading Wien Hauptbahnhof with an analog clock face showing a couple of minutes past 2 o clock.

โ€ฆalthough even an hour of sightseeing was a luxury compared to the couple of minutes I had in Austriaโ€™s capital at lunchtime while changing trains.

If only there was an apposite musical reference I could make to remind me that Vienna Waits For Meโ€ฆ

19.08.2025 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Church of St James in Brno Old Town. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_St._James_(Brno)

The Church of St James in Brno Old Town. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_St._James_(Brno)

Petrov, aka the cathedral of St Peter and Paul in Brno old town. 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathedral_of_St._Peter_and_Paul,_Brno

Petrov, aka the cathedral of St Peter and Paul in Brno old town. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathedral_of_St._Peter_and_Paul,_Brno

ล pilberk Castle, a large white building with a red roof, sitting on a hill overlooking Brno

ล pilberk Castle, a large white building with a red roof, sitting on a hill overlooking Brno

Made it across the Polish border too late last night to do any sightseeing, so my planned half-day trip to Brno, Czechia had to be condensed into a 60 minute speed roundโ€ฆ

19.08.2025 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Close up of the Pinball Wizard branded machine themed around the 1975 movie Tommy. It shows a map of the British Isles with labels for various major cities. However, the word England is written in large letters diagonally across the top of the map, overlapping both Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Close up of the Pinball Wizard branded machine themed around the 1975 movie Tommy. It shows a map of the British Isles with labels for various major cities. However, the word England is written in large letters diagonally across the top of the map, overlapping both Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Wide angle shot of the entire pinball table, with various flashing lights and motifs from the film.

Wide angle shot of the entire pinball table, with various flashing lights and motifs from the film.

โ€ฆwhere I noticed the artists on this 1990/ Tommy / Pinball Wizard-branded machine had taken a few liberties when choosing where to place the word โ€œEnglandโ€ on a map ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

19.08.2025 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A small van parked in a Krakow street, advertising Krakow Pinball Museum, Stradomska 15.

A small van parked in a Krakow street, advertising Krakow Pinball Museum, Stradomska 15.

The entrance to the pinball museum, in a brick lined basement. On the right is the ticket kiosk, on the left is a coat rack, and at the back people are playing various pinball machines underneath a neon sign.

The entrance to the pinball museum, in a brick lined basement. On the right is the ticket kiosk, on the left is a coat rack, and at the back people are playing various pinball machines underneath a neon sign.

A large number of pinball machines and vintage coin op arcade machines lined up in the museum.

A large number of pinball machines and vintage coin op arcade machines lined up in the museum.

Five pinball machines lined up in the museum.

Five pinball machines lined up in the museum.

โ€ฆbut this nerd was happiest in the Pinball museum ๐Ÿค“

19.08.2025 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panorama of Rynek Gล‚รณwny, Krakรณwโ€™s town square, featuring the large Cloth Hall building.

Panorama of Rynek Gล‚รณwny, Krakรณwโ€™s town square, featuring the large Cloth Hall building.

A typical street in Old Krakow, featuring three storey buildings on either side of a cobbled street.

A typical street in Old Krakow, featuring three storey buildings on either side of a cobbled street.

Part of Wawel Cathedral in Krakow - a tall set of spires with ornate gold plating on a couple of domes.

Part of Wawel Cathedral in Krakow - a tall set of spires with ornate gold plating on a couple of domes.

The courtyard of Wawel Castle.

The courtyard of Wawel Castle.

Spent Monday afternoon wandering around in Krakow. Lots of important historical and cultural sights, of courseโ€ฆ

19.08.2025 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Czech railway carriage booth for six people, but all the other seats are empty.

A Czech railway carriage booth for six people, but all the other seats are empty.

I can currently relate to that, with the added quirk of being in a country where I donโ€™t speak the language, in an otherwise empty carriage, and where the app just sent a notification saying weโ€™ve arrived at our destination when Google says weโ€™re still 10 miles out :)

18.08.2025 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A protein supplies store in a shopping centre in Krakow. The store name is KFD, just one letter away from a certain chicken franchise.

A protein supplies store in a shopping centre in Krakow. The store name is KFD, just one letter away from a certain chicken franchise.

Screengrab from an old Simpsons episode where Chief Wiggum answers the phone and says โ€œno you got the wrong number, this is nine one (pause) twoโ€

Screengrab from an old Simpsons episode where Chief Wiggum answers the phone and says โ€œno you got the wrong number, this is nine one (pause) twoโ€

No, you got the wrong protein supplier.
This is KFโ€ฆD.

18.08.2025 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0