topocakes 🏳️‍⚧️

butt

also s/o to whichever one of my neighbors connected to my sound bar at 4AM and started playing "I am the walrus"

reallllllll neat, real cool.

marathon is good. end post.

spent the whole week researching retro handhelds for under $100- watched countless hours of YouTube videos discussing the compromises for each system.

anyway, i got an ayaneo pocket micro 😅

there are too many options for retro gaming handhelds

sample day- my garbage person must assume i have a really big smoking problem

also just in case you havent figured out where all this gunther business is going...

he's gonna retire rey at mania this year.

youtube comment of the day

idiot supreme just opened the door to the sequel of 9/11

why do people call retails stores then act high and mighty when you can’t give them your full attention.

my priority is to my customers in the store- not your ass taking 3 minutes to figure out what question you want to ask

had an out of state customer ask me why strip club he would be most likely to get s.a.’ed at but with slightly more colorful language.

i need a shower.

missed one

one of the greatest songs of my life tho

today’s sample bag

i bet susie dent could talk dirty to someone entirely in english words i dont understand

mfw i reference a customer being chinese and my boss disagrees with me but then next time they come in they starting pulling all of their money out of tiny red envelopes

gongxi facai motherfucker

i mean what else am i supposed to do in that situation? 😅

@aldeeznuts.bsky.social

working at a dispensary has left me in a position where i have far too many samples that i will never be able to go through and im desperately trying to give them away and im drowning in them and the lack of punctuation in this sentence

please help

theres probably an entire generation of nickatina fans that just think tyson love custom autos and not cus d'amato

bow before the lord

i will never understand whippets

ah yes, you've killed your son and blinded your daughter in a drunk driving accident... in lieu of jail time how about we give you a castle in italy?

there aren’t enough words to describe how deeply i dislike this- but i guess ai will invent them eventually 🙃

meow (bass boosted)

im sorry this is incredibly insulting to lizards

pam bondi is a lizard in a human suit

🚩🚩🚩 using discord as a dating app or as an outlet for your sexual needs.

i am so sorry in advance for all of my future draft purges