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@branwenshoop.com

lesbo cybersplatterpunk / early koei apologist / game dev in pgh @pinkhoneycomb.com. extremely retired from songwriting + the record business. bumouts/minors/AI dipshits d.n.i.

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The Outersloth Contract | Innersloth - Creators of Among Us and The Henry Stickmin Collection! Hello!

πŸ’°THE OUTERSLOTH CONTRACT πŸ’°

We just released the FULL contract and terms that all our games sign!

We hope this challenges the status quo of what you see out there.

In a nutshell:
πŸ’Έ Pre-recoup 50/50
πŸ’Έ Post-recoup 15/85
πŸ’Έ Terms after 7 years

www.innersloth.com/the-outerslo...

09.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 822 πŸ” 264 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 40

COUNTERPOINT:
Ice Crean

18.04.2025 00:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin sucks

07.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a heads up: Frosty machine's down @ the Baum Blvd Wendy's.

07.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
I know some of you might read this and say "these people can't be stupid! These people run companies! They make huge deals! They read all these books!" and my answer is that some of the stupidest people I've ever met have read more books than you or I will read in a lifetime. While they might be smart when it comes to corporate chess moves or saying "this product category should do this," none of these men - not Altman, Pichai or Nadella - actually has a hand in the design or creation of any of the things their companies make, and they never, ever have.
Regardless, I have a larger point: it's time to start mocking these people and tearing down their legends as geniuses of industry. They are not better than us, nor are they responsible for anything that their companies build other than the share price (which is a meaningless figure) and the accumulation of power and resources.
These men are neither smart nor intellectually superior, and it's time to start treating them as such.

I know some of you might read this and say "these people can't be stupid! These people run companies! They make huge deals! They read all these books!" and my answer is that some of the stupidest people I've ever met have read more books than you or I will read in a lifetime. While they might be smart when it comes to corporate chess moves or saying "this product category should do this," none of these men - not Altman, Pichai or Nadella - actually has a hand in the design or creation of any of the things their companies make, and they never, ever have. Regardless, I have a larger point: it's time to start mocking these people and tearing down their legends as geniuses of industry. They are not better than us, nor are they responsible for anything that their companies build other than the share price (which is a meaningless figure) and the accumulation of power and resources. These men are neither smart nor intellectually superior, and it's time to start treating them as such.

I also recommend if possible to find whatever humor you can. Make fun of these people. Lampooning them doesn’t discount the seriousness of their actions or the destruction of their works - it undermines their power and status and names, and lightens the soul

www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...

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Welp,

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Rock hard hits

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Any time you get poutine at a higher-end place, they always hook you up with like 3 potatoes worth of glop. Good shit.

07.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so happy for her

06.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 2812 πŸ” 845 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Here's hoping Hamster's arcade deal with Konami extends to the console stuff, and I can get Nectaris on Switch eventually (since they own the Hudson stuff).

05.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There are some 1980s-style translation quirks in the bios, but who cares. As far as bonus options, you get nothing other than the CRT goofball stuff and the rewind function. So now when I start out in Noto, I can cheese it when I get attacked before my first turn, har har.

05.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobunaga's Ambition - Macintosh Repository KOEI, WE SUPPLY THE PAST, YOU MAKE THE HISTORY. Nobunaga’s AmbitionTHE STRUGGLE TO BECOME SHOGUN The Japan most people don’t know...

Hamster's manual is somewhere between the NES and US PC manuals - less "flavor text" but a bit more thorough overall, with capsule bios of all 50 daimyo. The gold standard is still obv the Japanese PC manuals, but failing that, the Mac one is pretty great: www.macintoshrepository.org/4793-nobunag...

05.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So, notes on the Switch 2 Zenkokuban:
I admittedly have some Stockholm syndrome/Pavlovian response to that music, so I've lost count of how many times I've bought this. That being said, I get that the SNES version on NSO is a tiny bit more accessible and available, but this has a respectable manual.

05.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, living in toiletland, I missed out on Cutie Q... but I got pretty good at Super Pac-Man! (or "Cocaine Pac-Man" as I called it back then)

05.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta love the Museum vol. 2 pick. That was the first one I bought!

05.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cent and fronter

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[STREAM 12/23/2025] Christmas Eve Eve ft. Cookie's Bustle
[STREAM 12/23/2025] Christmas Eve Eve ft. Cookie's Bustle YouTube video by Sebmal Stream Archives

In celebration of Cookie's Bustle Day, I'm breaking the entire protocol I've been setting up behind the scenes and, I suppose, officially launching my VOD channel. Please enjoy a full stream of the English translation for Cookie's Bustle: Mysterious Bombo World. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKd...

03.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Holy fuckin shit

03.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a single paragraph guide to taking pleasure in both the games you play and the material you put into the world. via @meredithgran.com

meredithgran.com/perfect-tide...

03.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 798 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 14

☝🏻 I think it's this exactly.

03.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone walking by on the sidewalk straight up literally just said "I hate the smell of ghosts."

28.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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playing a japanese smw hack and it hits me with the toilet level

27.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 445 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Right?!?

27.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First thing I saw when I opened my eyes this morning:

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Depeche Mode - Wrong (Official Video)
Depeche Mode - Wrong (Official Video) YouTube video by Depeche Mode

Greatest of all time: youtu.be/fhnrrLxQEVQ

Easy runner-up: youtu.be/XiyX70ZqsVQ

27.02.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally gave my zombie an attack animation. #DragoonDrop #Pixelart #Indiedev #gamedev #animation

26.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

VELUM'S GOT MR. DO

26.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At Ruggers AGAIN (one of the nights of pinball league was snowed out and makeup night is tonight) and man, this place rules. Where else can you get a vegan crunchwrap and probably the best fried pickles on earth? I think I have a thing for red ale now too.

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Dasketdall

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