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Emily Gorcenski

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World #1 Brad Marchand fan. Opinions my own. πŸ“Charlottesville en / de / es Posts autodelete after 2 days or when viral. Some posts automated. Web: - emilygorcenski.com - Bookwyrm.social/EmilyG - lefttoourowndevices.blog - @brandblock.online

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i know we talk about the energy consumption effects of data centers running AI inference workloads but i think we need to talk a lot more about the environmental degradation caused by my Dell XPS running firefox

07.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
I TRAVEL & BEYOND
A 50,000-mile motorcycle journey:
This 77-year-old heart attack survivor is trying to motorcycle around

I TRAVEL & BEYOND A 50,000-mile motorcycle journey: This 77-year-old heart attack survivor is trying to motorcycle around

Cutting off the last two words of this headline completely changes the tenor of this piece.

I believe in him! You can do it!

07.03.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have dealt with this several times as year for a decade now. I have 1K status. I am pretty sure I have given these companies enough money to have paid someone to fix this stupid bullshit

07.03.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Emilyflorenc actually goes to the next step!

The next step is:

We detected a mismatch in your names. You entered: Emilyflorenc. Our systems show: Emilyflorence.

Do you wish to update your name and proceed? PS if you enter your name even slightly wrong ICE is allowed to paddlefuck you with an oar

07.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Because my first leg is with Lufthansa, I have to check in with Lufthansa. The first step is to validate my passport.

So I enter my name as it appears: Emily Florence.

No dice. Try again

Ok, then: Emilyflorence.

Nope. Try again.

Sigh: Emilyflorenc.

07.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

My flight home is booked through United but the first leg is with Lufthansa.

My first and middle name are Emily Florence.

United has this as Emilyflorence.

But sometimes it’s truncated to Emilyflorenc

07.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The year is 2026. Airline systems still cannot handle middle names.

07.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

class war crimes

06.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best reply ever

06.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bravo

06.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Truthfully all payment information should be considered accessible regardless of jurisdiction. So it’s hard to see what could have been done differently by choosing a different provider. But still.

05.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

WELP

05.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

yes yes yes yes yes

05.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noem more

05.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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fucking-

05.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

it would fly over them

05.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Qatar actually just sold back their Gepards to Germany recently only a few years after they took delivery. They sold them back at a 100% markup.

Sounds like a great deal right up to the point where a swarm of Iranian drones is headed at your face.

05.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm actuall dumbfounded that the German government isn't having Rheinmetall just straight pipelining Gepards to anyone with a driver's license

05.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

But I also have to put some of this on the gulf states. they're out there spending money on skyscrapers and artificial islands. I'm sure they could find some money for like, low cost coastal drone defense batteries, instead of US taxpayer money financing $400M SAM sites.

05.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A bullet costs $1.

05.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the problem is that US defense technology skews towards more technology to make more defense contractors rich. If you change the payoff function to defense in depth, you'd be seeing tons of "dumb" weapons used for drone defense.

05.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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US air defenses may not be able to intercept many of Iran’s one-way drones | CNN Politics Trump administration officials told lawmakers during a closed-door briefing on Capitol Hill Tuesday that Iran’s Shahed attack drones represent a major challenge and US air defenses will not be able to...

I have watched many videos now of Ukrainian volunteers who have stapled together three soviet-era AK-47s and mounted them on basically a golf cart shooting down Geran-style drones.

If the US can't figure out how to efficiently intercept a drone I can make in my basement, that's a skill issue.

05.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

I would simply not cosign a letter with Epstein bestie Steve Bannon

05.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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You Are Not Immune to Propaganda Join me this weekend at the Rivanna Area Queer Center for a session on understanding news literacy in the age of algorithmic media. Watch this space for a list of resources and key findings after the session.

You Are Not Immune to Propaganda

Join me this weekend at the Rivanna Area Queer Center for a session on understanding news literacy in the age of algorithmic media. Watch this space for a list of resources and key findings after the session.

27.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
A tabby cat laying on a floor vent under a chair, belly up, slightly curled, paws tucked, his handsome white chin looking towards the camera, eyes tightly closed

A tabby cat laying on a floor vent under a chair, belly up, slightly curled, paws tucked, his handsome white chin looking towards the camera, eyes tightly closed

Imagine the perfect life

26.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Zuckerberg's Basilisk: The coercive threat of the singularity Β· EmilyGorcenski.com Futurists' visions of digital immortality and the Metaverse may not be as utopian as they seem. Do big tech’s current models betray a coercive future of d

Zuckerberg’s Basilisk

24.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A white chested tabby cat with big big eyes

A white chested tabby cat with big big eyes

Look at this marshmallow

15.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a banger that’s not in English.

(espaΓ±ol)

10.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 76