You think those men do therapy??
07.03.2026 16:31
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Nothing better than watching some dumb fucking boomer who is one french fry away from cardiac arrest stomp around the gym complaining about how everyone is using the 45s, finally loading 16 of them onto the leg press, presssing it an entire two inches down and back then announcing he’s still got it
07.03.2026 13:38
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So excited for Firefly to return with its message that the only thing worse than doing sex work is being pursued by mindless cannibals and eaten alive
06.03.2026 16:00
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This is the most true thing that can possibly be said about the future of the MCU
06.03.2026 02:04
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Kids, you better listen to your dad…
05.03.2026 17:02
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I ask for so very little. Just immaculate vibes and that if you have any coke or ketamine, you share with the class (just me). And yet I’m so constantly disappointed.
05.03.2026 14:47
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I mean at the end of the day, the idea that good smells will make are nice to experience and that certain scents correspond to certain vibes is just true. Like lavender smells nice and has a chill vibe. Peppermint has an energetic vibe. I don’t make the rules this is just what’s happening.
05.03.2026 00:16
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This boy took an absolutely beautiful photo of my dick and I just keep staring at it like a sad housewife from a late 90’s makeover show being like “is that ME??? 😭😭😭😭”
05.03.2026 00:13
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Protein + Dietary Fiber - Edamame: Frozen for meals. Dry roasted for a snack. 2 servings = 26g protein 10g fiber.
Carbs + Dietary Fiber - Popcorn. 1/3 cup kernels = 100cal 6g fiber. Blueberries: 140g = 80 cal 6g fiber
Carbs - White rice. Get a pressure cooker. Add equal parts water. Cook 4 min
04.03.2026 20:16
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A black and white gym selfie. How novel.
A little #mcm to stave off the freezing fucking cold today.
02.03.2026 14:18
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Be strong for Bulbasaur!
02.03.2026 13:48
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Your width is very enticing
01.03.2026 12:48
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The “how big are” threads going around are great cuz it’s like ohhh that guy IS on gear!
01.03.2026 02:17
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Looks like I got my work cut out for me
01.03.2026 02:15
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This was the most predictable outcome of the most predictable lipsync.
28.02.2026 02:31
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this is what all new pokemon look like to me
27.02.2026 17:12
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My biggest problem with the new Lana track is at one point she says
“I know you wish you had a man like him, it's such a bummer”
Lana, I cannot emphasize enough how much no one wishes that. Like if you’re happy that’s great. We all deserve love. But no one wants that man. We’re all confused, tbh.
27.02.2026 16:19
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Bicep flex gym mirror selfie
Turns out you can shave 15 minutes off your workout when you get the fuck off your phone, you dumb bitch #flexfriday
27.02.2026 13:58
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Manifesting this for you
25.02.2026 22:06
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Happy birthday cutie!
25.02.2026 22:05
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Titstastic. Fantastits. All around great job
25.02.2026 20:36
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USDA Prime
25.02.2026 00:33
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Needs more strawberry in the mouth
23.02.2026 23:42
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Someone asked if I was natty. Chat, have I finally made it???
23.02.2026 13:47
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And look at that DEPTH!!! Go girl give us range of motion!!! Every pound of that 440 was pressed. So proud.
22.02.2026 17:46
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Like so much Dorito chip…
22.02.2026 17:41
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Shower selfie
Hey babe, come join me…
22.02.2026 16:11
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Album art for Paracosm by Absolutely
Paracosm by Absolutely is the first contender for my top 10 albums of the year
22.02.2026 03:32
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A Link to the Ass
21.02.2026 19:51
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Has anyone confirmed that Discord doesn’t have some form of scoliosis?
21.02.2026 02:58
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