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@thegrammargeek

Copy editor, proofreader, deputy editorial manager at Dragonfly Editorial. Oxford comma agnostic. What you learned in ninth-grade English might be wrong. He/him.

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AP style is all lowercase and "saving" (singular). Don't forget to move your clocks an hour forward before you go to bed tonight.

In the U.S., daylight saving time officially starts at 2:00 a.m. on the second Sunday in March.

07.03.2026 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It didn't seem that way. They had finished their coffees and snacks. I didn't get the impression they were hoping to stay longer and chat with strangers.

I do feel the guy's frustration a bit, and I rant about screen dependency too. But I also like that coffee shops have become coworking spaces.

06.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Working from a coffee shop. There were a couple of older fellas at the table next to me. One of them looked around, shook his head, and said, โ€œEveryoneโ€™s on their computers.โ€ Then they got up and left.

I donโ€™t know what to tell ya, pal. This is how a lot of people work. Many of us quite enjoy it.

06.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, business jargon users: Where did the term โ€œfuture stateโ€ come from? Whatโ€™s wrong with plain old โ€œfutureโ€? Itโ€™s a perfectly fine noun on its own. Must we always add more syllables?

03.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing sucks the life out of your body and soul like teaching improv to middle schoolers who donโ€™t want to be there.

28.02.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spotted the following in an article about generative AI:

โ€œTempted to ask ChatGPT to write a love letter to your romantic interest? New research suggests that wonโ€™t go over well.โ€

I could have saved the researchers a lot of time.

04.02.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alex Pretti was legally carrying. ICE agents surrounded him, took his gun, beat him, and shot him dead.

To all the 2nd Amendment diehards claiming the government is coming for our guns: Where is your outrage? The government literally came for a citizenโ€™s gun in broad daylight.

24.01.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s stopping her from going to Minneapolis and getting those stories and images herself? Isnโ€™t she part of the โ€œthe mediaโ€?

24.01.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told him that, if these truly were professional publications, I guarantee editors have gone behind him and cleaned up his inconsistent dash use, perhaps unbeknownst to him. He insisted I was wrong.

22.01.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some guy came at me on LinkedIn recently, telling me heโ€™s been a published author for 30+ years and has never bothered distinguishing between dashes in his writing. Em dash, en dash, unspaced, spaced. He does whatever strikes his fancy in the moment and readers donโ€™t notice, he claimed.

22.01.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next thing you know, theyโ€™ll come after She-Ra.

22.01.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dictionary, I sometimes witness people using โ€œgaslightingโ€ to describe plain old lying. Have you noticed this too? Would this be an example of semantic bleaching?

21.01.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did she know what Greenland is? Please tell me she at least knew what Greenland is.

21.01.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A package of lettuce labeled โ€œfarmed locally in Virginia.โ€

A package of lettuce labeled โ€œfarmed locally in Virginia.โ€

I guess everythingโ€™s farmed locally for the people who are in that place. (I am not in that place.)

21.01.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. What if all the things weโ€™ve been labeling โ€œdistractionsโ€ were never distractions? What if theyโ€™re the things weโ€™re supposed to paying attention to?

15.01.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.

11.01.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2068 ๐Ÿ” 456 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Seen in a news story today: โ€œThe Milwaukee Brewers are expected to add another catcher to their organization prior to the end of the 2025-26 offseason.โ€

โ€œPrior to the end of the 2025-26 offseasonโ€ is an awfully roundabout way to say โ€œbefore the 2026 season.โ€

10.01.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A fellow editor just messaged me and pointed out our shared infinity for words. They meant affinity. I donโ€™t know if I should politely correct them, post about it here, or both.

08.01.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Jeopardy musings:

When a contestant uses a questionable pronunciation, Ken will passively-aggressively repeat the response with the โ€œcorrectโ€ pronunciation.

When they hunt for the Daily Double and find it before they have a handle on the category, they might be shooting themselves in the foot.

06.01.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Utilize, hey?

04.01.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting at a table eating a piece of food while looking at a computer screen . Alt: Tom Hanks in "You've Got Mail," elaborately pressing a key on his computer, and the word BLOCKED appearing over the image.

LinkedIn pushed a post into my feed from some guy I donโ€™t know. It was a photo of โ€œThe Elements of Styleโ€ by Strunk & White, and the text included praise for Elon Musk. I had been having a perfectly fine day until then.

04.01.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A snippet from a news article: Actor Rob Schneider recently shared that he found himself in a confrontation due to his support for President Donald Trump with fellow actor Robert de Niro and instead of getting into a political debate, he tried to diffuse the tension.

A snippet from a news article: Actor Rob Schneider recently shared that he found himself in a confrontation due to his support for President Donald Trump with fellow actor Robert de Niro and instead of getting into a political debate, he tried to diffuse the tension.

There are two errors in this sentence from a Newsweek article:
1. โ€œDiffuseโ€ should be โ€œdefuse.โ€
2. โ€œActor Rob Schneiderโ€ should be โ€œBuffoon Rob Schneider.โ€

31.12.2025 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know if itโ€™s geographic. Iโ€™m in Wisconsin, and I hear it both ways. People on TV and podcasts, in my experience, lean heavily toward โ€œah.โ€

30.12.2025 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For me, the first โ€œoโ€ sounds like โ€œaw.โ€ I keep hearing others say โ€œah.โ€

This must be related to the cot/caught merger. From my mouth, โ€œcotโ€ and โ€œcaughtโ€ have distinct pronunciations.

30.12.2025 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more I pay attention to the way people pronounce โ€œchocolate,โ€ the more I think my pronunciation is the less common one.

30.12.2025 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Write like you speak.

No. Writing affords you more time to consider your words and choose them carefully. Use that time to elevate your work.

24.12.2025 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We share insights based on our insights and experiences โ€”> We share insights based on our experiences

#AmEditing

23.12.2025 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When given the choice between a two-syllable word and a four-syllable word, many writers will say, โ€œOooo โ€ฆ Iโ€™ll use the four-syllable word. Then Iโ€™ll sound smarter.โ€

The trouble is, your readers prefer the two-syllable word. They donโ€™t have time for your BS.

19.12.2025 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œLanguage change has always been beyond our control and shaped by invisible factors. Your preferences donโ€™t really matter, because linguistic evolution reflects cultural moments more than the feelings of individual people.โ€

โ€” from โ€œAlgospeakโ€ by Adam Aleksic

06.12.2025 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Copy editor: Youโ€™re really a cop, right? (Everyone thinks Iโ€™m a cop. I would LOVE it if theyโ€™d ask me questions about language.)

Improv comic: Can you tell me a joke? (Probably not, but if you give me a one-word suggestion, we could act out a scene together.)

02.12.2025 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0