I Accuse My Timeline

Maybe remove your ball cap, fucko.

Oh! Hahaha, no I don't remember

I don't think I do 😢

We can definitely get behind this!!

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Two posters for The Mary Jo Pehl Clip Show and Star Odyssey

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Then you should probably pick a different one

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were we wearing a suit when we asked? did we say please and thank you? it’s important to be grateful.

MST3K pins

A chunk of Deep 13 that was given as a bonus for ordering MST3K the Movie VHS thru the Info Club

The bumper sticker on my car

An MST3K folder I keep the stuff from the Info Club in

Here’s just a few of the things I’ve held on to. Still have a few old shirts & posters in storage

I'm excited to see what she thinks a special envoy costume looks like.

Will Corey Lewandowski have to sleep with Markwayne now?

Check out vintage MST3K Merch with Bridget! Do you still have any of the classics? We'd love to see it! Let us know in the replies

Kristi Noem-ore

Same

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damn that's crazy. source? they got a few kgs of 90% heU? an actual physics package? delivery systems for the physics package? may i see it?

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

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Pete Hegseth is every Karate Kid bad guy in one ill-fitting suit.

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

Am I to late to start making Bored of Peace jokes

After watching this slimy corporation play host to maraudering ICE nazis here in its home state of MN, there’s no chance our family will shop there again… unless, maybe, possibly, we see it become 7000% more woke then before you became Greg Bovino’s fuckin concierge.

I burned Marco’s house down to ashes because I thought he might possibly do the same to the house of some guy I like someday. Justice is served and I am a motherfuckin Warfighter.

Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy! YouTube video by RiffTrax

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Am I allowed to announce that Trace and I will be participating in this fabulous show in Evanston, IL on 5/27? I hope so, because I’m very excited about it.

Feels like it's always his first time reading it too

Thank you, Troops, for pushing the button that eliminated those terrible Iranian schoolgirls. The USA is safer already.
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Senator Ladybugs thinks he's so fucking cute

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.