Amanda

this is why i never want to move

i have the gear, but that doesn’t make it enjoyable.

honestly, i wish i lived in mexico. ☀️

hell yeah, you’re badass 💪. i ditched my car two years ago & haven’t looked back. (winter kinda sucks though).

or how i treat alexa

😂👏

i dunno, i loved gi joe & now i’m all fuck ice etc

💜🫂

Time itself now held long breaths with keen suspense.

it’s not even 9:30am & now I want ribs

I’m so proud that my city is a sanctuary city 💪

i’ve been to that party. not bad.

i’m confused as to why/how i follow 1k.

ooooooo, thunderstorms a’ comin’.

edgar wouldn’t let me take pictures of his teeth today, sadly. but the internet is rich tapestry when it comes to cats!

💜

a close up of a cat 's mouth with a tiktok watermark Alt: a close up of a white cats mouth with their little teeth sticking out

go look at some cat teefies today. do it.

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.”

― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

🤣 makes for an amazing story, though

caught that too, incredulous.

are you sure that wasn’t me just a lesbian in baseball hat? austin in the 90s? 🤣

went camping in joshua tree in january without any supplies for 3 days. one of the days i drove my 4 door chrysler plymouth reliant off-road to go hiking over three mountains without water. on one of those mountains i dangled off a cliff. all of this included a lot of acid & cocaine. to be 19 again🤦‍♂️

is that even a planet?

a man with a beard is sitting in a car with the door open Alt: clip of the beastie boys video “sabotage” where they’re driving past the camera in a blue sedan.

LFG the best borough

😂😂🤣

where are your sexy tights, chef? so close.

bill are those beans 😳

good job, zack. 👏👏👏