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@kanwetwitty tweet reads saturday night and we in the spot! Dont believe me just watch !HEy!! [starts doing a really shitty annoying dance that pisses you off]

wombat lying on the ground near a metal fence (credit: m_o_e_22)

Advertising placard that reads We will still be ROOFING when, 67 is long gone! GREEN FROG ROOFING “Love the frog”

what too much mcwhining does to a mf

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

it's cool to imagine that. like i'm imagining if it were in a hail of something or other.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE colonoscopy*

promotional ballcap for the 2001 frankie muniz movie MY DOG SKIP

(seeing a guy wearing a red cap from a distance) yeesh what an asshole (he gets closer and i see he's actually wearing this) someones needs to blow this guy afuckingway ,

Doh! I'm getting arrested for betraying my country to the world's biggest pedophile! I guess this is the jacket I'm going with for that.

how im trying ot be

I love dreams so much dude.

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.

👽👽👽👽👽👽

reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera

(muttering to myself, mantra-like, in the same hushed fearful tone one might insist “there’s no such thing as ghosts” or “there’s no place like home”) If I have a door , I have a gym… if I have a door I have a gym… if I have a door,

@okbutstill: Trump: The whole time I'm saying, what is this? There's two Jake Gyllenhaals. Then at the end you see this spider, maybe the biggest you've ever seen, huge, and then it goes to black. That's it. Ingraham: And just to be clear, this is a movie you saw. Trump: Well, I don't know.

lmao

I need to be superfunkadated 🔜 !!

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Assistant police commissioner Peter McKenna: "It was really quite precarious at times for our officers who were significantly outnumbered by the protesters and the people who wanted to act in a violent and offensive manner."

#auspol #nswpol #PoliceViolence #HerzogNotWelcome

Shared with us from Sydney happening now. He had his hands up.

you mean to tell me the US has a roving, terroristic gestapo that LOVES disappearing peaceful protestors, and yet i still have to see the dude_with_sign guy every time i open instagram??

Neil Young is so old, you know what I call him now. Neil Shit

i like the Pitt. but why does everyone on it look like they own android phones by choice

homie-in-law's ambition is evident 💯😔😔😔 however her characters remain too thinly sketched to meaningfully resonate with a theatregoing audience !

when the homie’s missus’ one act show requires extensive retooling <<<