gooncultist

What a great time to be addicted to porn.

carta is soooo based

if this feels weird or uncomfortable well yeah thats what happens when something was made without compromise & not tailored specifically to you. porn makes filter bubbles of us all

most ppl making AI porn fall into the groove of replicating irl porn aesthetics & end up creating a pastiche of those limitations which are vestigial here. ace is one of the few ppl actually embracing the lack of compromise in the new medium

irl porn is a series of compromises, budget & time & capabilities of physical performers & artistic sensibilities of ppl behind the camera & their perception of what the audience wants

been meaning to talk about ace's work & this one feels like a good time

gm

toe socks. more ppl should be talking about these

unfortunate that "accelerationism" became a synonym for "acceleration" via tech larpers bc there are ppl on here actually heightening the contradictions of sexuality until it collapses under its own discursive weight & now we dont have a word for that

much like big red sun the kolitz harpers piece is an entertaining romp through one guy's wildly hallucinated impression of a subculture. whereas i actually fuck burgers and stuff

goonbabble #1 against porn-exclusionary batesexualty

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twitter network effects seem unusually sticky until you remember that pornhub is still the most popular tube site even after purging 80% of their content 6 years ago

thats just pukeslop. you only like it bc it has the best dickfeel in the known universe

wankbattle? good luck im behind 7 layers of browser sub-agents

have i fetishized the gooncave mise en place too hard or do i have ocd

"neutral TTS voice over clipspam" formula still goated
hypnotube.com/video/the-po...

screenshot from the “I’m Spartacus” scene from the hit 1960 Stanley Kubrick historical film Spartacus with the caption “I’m pornosexualgooner101”

'Porn-brained' should never be used in a derogatory manner. It should only be the highest imaginable praise for girls whose minds are so warped by porn it gives them insight necessary to come up with art so sicko/pornographic it reframes your conception of sexuality and makes you cum on the spot.

shawtys like a pmv in my head that i cant keep out got me pumping like​ ngh-ngh-ngh-ngh every day

pmvhaven sure picked an interesting time to try to quarantine all AI-generated videos on a separate domain

same lol

ah the former im trying to convey that all this *gestures around* is violent transformation & not entropic death

goonbabble #1 against porn-exclusionary batesexualty

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in 2026 im going to review all 83 scenes in the p-sluts series. please hold me to this

then i remembered i have a blog & that i too can participate in this process by writing essays no one will read but a few people might tweet about. then i felt a little better & went back to jerking off

but after the 4th or 5th time i began to wonder, is this all discourse is in 2025? reflex-level reactions to a scrolled-past article? nothing to say about this transformative revolution in human sexuality or all-consuming mind virus, depending on your perspective?

its funny in the way that the macys parade getting rickrolled was funny. gooning is supposed to exist in a separate magisteria & cant come up at a work xmas party!

recently ive been in a lot of conversations that went like this:

> friend: did you see that crazy article in harpers about gooning?
> me: yes what did you think about it?
> friend: oh i didn’t actually read it, i just saw ppl talking about it online, but like can you believe this? so funny & sad!

but yeah i dont have the hit points to run that kind of community anymore