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i really liked the tw algorithm right before it became a huge mess! they'd finally gotten it to a place that i liked

one of our vendor reps told us she'll be getting back surgery but she'll still be available to help from her home office

lolol but tweet is vocab from the bad place!

skeet?

do you mean choose? they still circulate like crazy in my system

me: i'm really gonna diet today!
janitorial staff: we made a huge batch of fried rice
me: welp

i am v upset that my friend group includes people who tell me to separate the art from the artist

new #SaturdayLibrarian duties: sign waving on lunch break

are they pouring that abomination on top of... pancakes? waffles? a pile of cookies? what is going on here and where is the rum i think the rum is necessary here

we have so many felt stories that we need more storage for them. today...i went out and bought more felt

there's a lady in here reading to her infant and she's so enthusiastic she sounds like a Wonderbook

and a hearty good morning to the dog who tried to bite me but got its teeth stuck in the lace on my skirt

oh heck no. this everyone is staying right here away from all the intolerant hate speech

addendum: good night also to the guy trying to break into the construction fence

good night to the guy in the dumpster and the guy in the dumpster only

that whole year was wild

we did leaf rubbings for storytime today and one of the kids asked if the leaves were real and i said "yes, don't eat them" and all the parents laughed but fr don't eat them i don't wanna be liable

that one guy with the horror movie laugh is back in today. at least he's got clothes on.

patron: where's the bathroom
me, not talking, pointing to my right
patron, angry: the bathroom?!
me, still pointing
patron, more angry: is the bathroom over there?!

the bathroom is literally right there 😭

i mean yes but i blocked her

i hate to inform you that it's tuesday

i ignore the publisher because i'm getting the product through the sub agent. now i'm kinda glad i do

i didn't realize i needed to specify that i don't want to read r*pe scenes in my romance novels. i need some happy books pls and thank you

the naked people!! why so many naked people 😭

Are you only going to Ireland? The ETA is for the UK, and Ireland is not part of the UK. From the US, all you need is a passport (that's more than 6 months away from expiring) to visit Ireland.

i dragged myself out of bed, read books to smol children, said i was done and went home early #saturdaylibrarian

felt pieces: red frowning face above grey scissors, blue water bottle, brown dog with open mouth, yellow crayon, raindrops, purple slipper, pages-out book, baby with open mouth, and chocolate bar. Green smiling face above pink bar of soap with white suds (that looks a little bit like a cake), spine-out book, and orange bookmark with tassel.

when we got to the soap the kids all yelled "cake!!" yes small children i am also hungry but that is a bar of soap and should we wash our hands before we touch our books? (some kids said no, i think they were still thinking about cake)

my jeans were wearing out so i threw them out. also threw out my library keys, which were in the pocket of said jeans.

i get them to the point where i can't remember if real memory or dream 😬

this is why i like working in children's, all the books are cheery and hopeful