地獄へようこそ。お出口は左側です

hotel technology rules

between this and the last concert I went to for jonathan richman, the age combined for the 2 shows for the performers is 157

I love how this seems to be everyone’s breaking point with me lol

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

pokemon emerald except you know NOTHING

just you and the creature you convinced to fight for you, good luck

Fruit preserves - Wikipedia

you need a lot of sugar to inhibit the growth of bacteria that causes foodborne illness en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_p...

sugar is a preservative

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I love hearing people talk about that one shop in their city or local area that sold strange movies and records that they speak about with such reverence because to them it was a sacred space to something more. These independently owned portals to underground, eye-opening art had a unique magic.

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

I’m seeing double here! FOUR ASUKAS!

Persimmons! 🧡 Make sure they're ripe or you might be in for a tannin surprise :x

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

“I have a confession,” confessed Huntersky Badassula confessorily. “I’m half vampire and half really cool vampire.”

“Confessing that was very cool and sexy of you,” said Jayne Smyth. “Are you half anything, Owen Owens?”

“I’m half baked!” said Owen Owens from inside the witch’s evil muffin machine.

Pancakemaxxing again. She is 1 micron thick.

aaaa i love this for us so much 🥹

Phoebe Bridgers - Garden Song (Lyrics) YouTube video by Marla

youtu.be/0RI-lYOiUUk?...

This really should be on every front page in America.

The fucking President, an adjudicated rapist and Epstein BFF, almost certainly assaulted a 13 year old child

The Bees - Winter Rose YouTube video by thebeesmusic

they have weird breakfast music at this place youtu.be/TAImG6OPq0I?...

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 12: Yellow Fever

1983. Absolutely staggering. Sound on :) #anime #animation #2danimation

パロディ再掲
ファイモス #phaidei

WEB EXCLUSIVE: Wild Moments With Jimmy Fallon & Stephen Colbert That Didn’t Make It To Air YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

youtu.be/y4OCJjHtNcE?... this is gonna be good whatever it is

Remembering the late Comedian, Writer and Actor, Rik Mayall (7 March 1958 – 9 June 2014)

A close-up of a Long-tailed Tit perched on a thin branch, facing the camera. Its round body is fluffed up with mostly white plumage, with subtle brown tones along the sides. The bird grips the branch with small dark feet against a softly blurred background. 細い枝にとまったシマエナガのクローズアップ。丸くふくらんだ体でカメラの方を向いており、全体は白い羽毛で、体の側面に淡い茶色が見える。小さな黒い足で枝をつかんでいる。背景は柔らかくぼけている。

Better enjoy spotting Long-tailed Tits now — it’ll get much harder once the leaves come in 😅 🪶
#土アップはシマエナガ。 #こっち見んな も入れときましょう😎
#DontLookAtMe #nature #photography #animals #wildlife #Long-tailedTit #シマエナガ #birds #野鳥

#superbat
Fly a kite without wind!

It's impossible not to. We're human. The Seven Deadly Sins enrapture us all.

Morning.

my life isn't all bad. the hotel i am at tonight has cookies in the lobby

also their room card keys are made of wood with nfc tags hidden inside

i wanna steal one

like genuinely thrilled that i have this opportunity to show people how strange shit gets for me, because if i wasn't living it i would never believe it myself

that being said, this isn't a subject or a side of myself i am super pleased to get to show the world, but here we are