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You know what, I've had a crummy day, so I'll pile on here: My kid *is* gay, you fucking pig

If you want to get into Spider-Man but aren't sure where to begin, watch The Spectacular Spider-Man. It's a fantastic distillation of four decades-worth of the character's history. Simultaneously accessible and a wonderful deep dive.

Every country song I’ve ever heard a woman sing was about dancing under the blue moon and every country song I’ve ever heard a man sing was about his preferred temperature of beer

AND AFTERWARD, SHE SEEMS REALLY FINE WITH JUST BEING A WOMAN FOR SOME REASON. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN???

For folks who haven't seen it: Ultimate Spider Woman is Peter Parker's mind put into the body of a beautiful woman that they attempt to forcefem with mind control

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To everyone who’s like “man i wish there really was a trans spider-man story” there is it’s called REDSHIFT and you can buy it on itch

Looney Tunes Cartoons: Complete Series will be available on a six-disc DVD site. According to The Bugs Bunny Video Guide, we’ll get more information soon.
#LooneyTunes

Post Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table. 4:19 PM • Mar 8, 2026 CEverybody can reply 276 reposts 699 quotes 685 likes 36 saves 184 ① 975 685

This is an irresponsible, misleading post that misrepresents what Leavitt said. There's enough awful stuff happening. Don't confuse people.

A greyish baseball with a smiling Dragon Quest slime face printed on it.

Imagine this coming at you at 100mph

Tony & The Kiki - HOLY XTC (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Tony & The Kiki

LOVVVEEEEE this chapter AND this song came on my playlist while I was reading it and if you haven't you SHOULD <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMJE...

Facebook post from Matt Devitt Weather showing Florida weather map

Alexandra Bennett. 1d Why does Naples never exist I'm getting beyond angry about it Reply 11 B -1d Matt Devitt Weather Alexandra Bennett It's nothing personal, it's for legal reasons. I have a non-compete until January of 2027. Which means I can't put any Southwest Florida cities on a map. North Port is the closest I can get. After the non-compete is over, I can put Naples on all the maps I want.

Today in odd weatherman legal wranglings:

After a Florida meteorologist was fired from WINK Fort Myers, his non-compete clause prevented him from reporting on weather in the Southwest Florida market. He's got his own page with 1.2M followers now... but legally can't label any city in SW Florida

Really does seem like over the last week that there is evidence that the Republican Party does not feel like they will have enough money on hand to fight where they want to in 2026 elections

Unionize. Everybody needs a union.

you know the saying: friday’s challah is sunday’s chocolate chip bread pudding

Happy birthday Cynthia Rothrock! here is the Cynthia Rothrock fight stick art I commissioned a couple years ago in honor of the Queen of Martial Arts!

Don't forget to attend mass this evening. 📿

The Goo Goo Man - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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jk they have note pads and pens in my room and all the yarn shops in el cajon are closed until wednesday, i just wanted a break to go get groceries

Andy Richter's Conspiracy Theory Yarn | CONAN on TBS YouTube video by Team Coco

chart plotting something i can barely explain that i simply must tell the entire internet about without my lannigan's conspiracy yarn

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what my intentions might be now because oh my good god, this is confusing

i think i need to make a chart or something because of how confusing this shit is just to try and understand for myself

gd it i left my yarn back at the apartment

how tf am i going to make a overly complicated

happened because my dad was more about insinuating rather than being direct

annoying

i shouldn't complain because he tried, at least

he didn't have to try. a lot of dudes wouldn't have

i feel guilt over what i have referred to as 'catching' feelings here because idk how far back this goes or

may not be based in reality, btw

this time around it's because of not understanding what happened to andy beyond the little bit i remember my dad telling me

someone victimized him

someone took advantage of him

and that's about all i remember beyond a very short description of what might have

i don't really feel like i've got much to feel guilt over wrt being a csam victim

i do feel guilt over what i have to admit is a scenario my mind might have cooked up and not something i can confirm or deny to be true at this point in time

i'm so fucking good at coming up with scenarios that

still using my phone and the rooms are nicer

i appreciate that this is the biggest problem i have to contend w/today and at any rate they put me back in the first room i was in here last week

i'll worry about hot water later, let's get back to me making an ass out of myself on main

they're trying to find a room with both a working tv and hot water lol

i should have asked if they could have moved me to the newer building here but the old one is next to the onramp and the freeway noise is better for sleep purposes

in the newer one i can play videos off my phone on the tv while

Scene is a suburban street. A green RANGE ROVER is parked on the kerb. We see two men approach it. We'll call them MAN 1 and MAN 2. MAN 1 [showing Man 2 the Range Rover] So yeah here it is 59,000 on the clock Nice racing green MAN 2: Looks lovely MAN 1: It's got the heated seats, auto headlights [Man 2 looks in the front seat] MAN 2: Really nice [man 2 now opening the back door] MAN 1: Reverse camera, air quality sensor Leather upgrade - MAN 2: What's that? MAN 1: What  MAN 2: There's something on the back seat there  [we now see what he is looking at on the back seat. it is the tiny, shrivelled, calcified form of ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN WINDSOR, claw-like hands laced, his tiny body all grey, his hunted eyes glowing red] MAN 1: I can't see anything. MAN 2: You've got Andrew Mountbatten Windsor MAN 1: That's just light wear MAN 2: It's not light wear mate, it's the former Prince  It's completely ingrained in the leather [he scratches disdainfully at the melted form of the royal wraith] MAN 2: Is this why you didn't show the back seat on the listing? MAN 1: It's a design feature. MAN 2: I've come down from Suffolk mate. [Ends]

A girl holds hands with a pikachu, and says, "pikachu, we will do it, we will electrocute timothée chalamet". The pikachu replies, "yes master".

It must be done.

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