Exodus 33:23
And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.
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Exodus 33:23
And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.
The church lost christ's actual butthole when Rome was sacked in 1527
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has absolutely no right being as good as it is.
That Joker/Beneath the Trees cover is pretty dope. (PS have you read Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees?)
It's a Youtube tumbnail of someone pretending they've never heard Smells Like Teen Spirit before.
Look at that, it's the only man in the world who never heard Rolling in the Deep when it was EVERYWHERE 12 years ago.
My least favorite type of Youtube video is when someone "reacts" to the most popular songs in existence like anyone has ever made it to their 30s not having heard Welcome to the Jungle.
Selling my house for $2.50.
*Legally, I have to disclose my wife just steamed a lot of broccoli so there's an aroma.
"Are you really going to die on that hill?"
"One of us is."
We had to put our dog, Arya, down today which I apologize for bumming out your timeline with but dang she was a pretty girl.
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever woken up in a panic that your alarm didn't go off and you're late for work but then realized it's the weekend?
The name and bottle make it seem like something Angela Landsbury would drink and that's really about as powerful an endorsement I can imagine.
Earth pro tip: if someone catches you staring at them for literally no reason you can just say "What was that sound?" and it instantly defuses the situation
I'm also not editing for spelling yet, as evidenced by this post
Local Holiday Inn Closes: Owner Claims Haunted By Onions
I'm participating in NaNoWriMi this year and just giving myself an extra 8 months to work with.
I honestly believe you would enjoy that as your lasting legacy
It's now just useful as a stand and also if I want to put my steamdeck into party mode (rapidly flash the yellow charging led)
I once wandered around the chip aisle being surprised at all the varieties they had. Veggie chips, plantain chips, rice chips, kale chips, beet chips... even ones made from potatoes and corn!!
Then I realized those were just regular ass chips.
I think it's high time someone else posed a challenge for the friendly ghost throne.
Nika I swear to god you ruined that bed. THEY WERE BETWEEN THE SHEETS
I also do not enjoy that type of fungal ingestion. I'm just really putting my foot down about fungus here.
It felt like I was destined to write the next great Discworld style novel right up until I realized the name was, in fact, NOT novel.
It was "A Comedy of Heirs" which turned into the movie "Greedy".
I know this isn't a healthy writing process but I came up with what I thought was an amazing title for a book and then noodled it into a fun little idea over the course of this morning.
Then I looked it up and sure enough it was used for a book popular enough to make into a Michael J Fox movie. 😭
My third party dock (JSAUX) is also a piece of hot garbage and has completely stopped charging anyone after 2 years and thus failing at its primary job.
♋ Cancer (Jun. 21 - Jul. 22) — It takes two to tango, but it only takes one to do awkward Fortnite dances in the moonlight. So which is really the superior form of artistic expression?
You're being far too kind here, Ivana. Calling it shell when it's just literally a wall of mold.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) — This month brings plenty of opportunities to try new things as all of your favorite restaurants collectively agree they’ve had enough of your behavior.
♌ Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22) — Leo is the lion sign, the irony of which the community will be too polite to point out after your impending zoo accident.
