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@WeatherRapport If I had a tiny girlfriend I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level

Firefly's main cultural cachet was the fact it was cancelled too early

if you take that away from it, it has nothing

if the iPhone is so great, why is there no jPhone

putting my expense request in the polycule ticketing system

GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic Your son was made an hero during Operation Leeroy Jenkins. His loss is an epic fail we will hold in our hearts forever Quote Square profile picture U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM · 3h CENTCOM Update TAMPA, Fla. – As of 9:30 am ET, March 1, three U.S. service members have been killed in action and five are seriously wounded as part of Operation Epic Fury. Several others sustained minor shrapnel injuries and concussions — and are in the process of being Show more 8:41 AM · Mar 1, 2026 ·Twitter for iPhone

I think for the 6th time in a row, The Mountain is "the best Gorillaz album since Plastic Beach"

although that's a bar that has gradually risen from a 4/10 on The Fall to a 9/10 here

Graham Kennedy was holding lav mics before youtube was even a thing

u up?

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

hahaha fuck. yes, please. COBOL vibe coding.

this is an idea second place maybe only to putting an LLM in charge of nuclear weapons

INDEPENDENT Playgrounds would become 'crack dens' if Greens were in power, policing minister says

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

Reddit ad for an "artificial intelligence lawyer"

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

yeah, I'm tired of all this heshed sheshed

reminds me of when Sweden had a national PR crisis about the fact none of them thought they should ever have to feed other people's kids when they're over

and then they tried to compromise with the rest of the world by saying they'd be willing to feed the kids if their parents paid them for it

a kangaroo with 3 gold medals and a capybara with one gold medal welcome a moose to the Winter Olympic medal club

ON DAY 9 OF THE OLYMPICS, CANADA FINALLY WINS ITS FIRST GOLD

making a version of this where every other drawer and cupboard is unusable because they're filled with motors, servos and gears. it runs at 1/5 the speed shown here, makes 90db+ of noise, and costs $850000 to install

it catastrophically fails at least once a month, and has killed at least 2 people

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

This is honestly a stunning reply. I regret to say that X, the everything app, formerly known as Twitter, still has the juice.

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

that's a pretty good bit I'm ngl

they're gonna end up with less seats than a kia carnival

as a camera guy, I fuckin get it dude. my body before my lenses.

it's worth reporting, but it's not recent

I think posts like this say more about the problems with other platforms than problems with this one

it's like going back and trying to watch any episode of Game of Thrones when you know where it's actually going

I think TLJ setup a huge number of incredible setpieces that needed to be properly executed in order for that film to feel as worthwhile as it should have been

the ROS trashfire unfortunately took TLJ out as collateral damage

Crusty compressed jpeg screenshot of 6 Facebook groups called “Bro, We Are Teens” with a few variations

me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans