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Editor of Tedium (https://tedium.co), freelance writer, pop-up search engine maven (https://udm14.com). See my writing: https://erniesmith.net/ “Life is too short to not say exactly what you mean all the time.” — Jesse Welles

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Divisive F.D.A. Vaccine Regulator Is Resigning

A well deserved departure right here. This guy's decision-making probably cost lives basically because of vibes. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/h...

07.03.2026 06:25 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet the AT Protocol could make this even simpler, by the way.

07.03.2026 06:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess my thought here is to point out that we talk a lot about how this stuff is super hard and unmanageable. This approach requires minimal code and could be put together by a junior coder in a weekend. You could do it on a static site.

And there is still room to make it cheaper.

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Plus, if you don’t want to pay Ko-Fi a big cut if it takes off, you can pay $12/month and that’s all the cut they take.

Amazon is by far the cheapest email option, but you can also use something like Mailgun or Sendgrid if you want something not owned by Amazon.

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s $5.60 in additional hosting, $10 for email, and 8% in fees. And you could cut it further: Listmonk (as well as its quite good competitor Keila) can be hosted on a mini PC, or hosted on the same server space somewhere. PikaPods is just a really easy way to get the functionality.

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

13.) And if the person ends their subscription, set up an exit script in Activepieces, with a goodbye email and a flow that moves them back to the free list. Same format as the hello email. Works essentially the same way.

No overthinking. That’s it.

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

12.) Create a login page that checks against your list—again, using a webhook that triggers an ActivePieces script that, if the email matches, sends a message to the user with a link to the page with the cookie.

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

10.) On your site, create a CSS type that hides content unless a certain class is loaded in the body tag.
11.) Create a small script that adds that script to the body tag only if it detects that cookie. (You could probably harden it if you really wanted, but it doesn’t have to be that strong.)

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

6.) Set up the script to add the user to a list or a segment of an existing list using Listmonk’s API.
7.) Set it so that you send a transactional email to that user.
8.) In the email, include a link to a page on your website
9.) On that page, load a cookie.

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

3.) Set up Activepieces, a Zapier alternative ($3.80/month on Pikapods)
4.) Sign up for a Ko-Fi account (5% service fee) and connect it to Stripe (2.7% + 5¢ fee) and/or PayPal (2.89% + 49¢ fee)
5.) Connect Listmonk and Ko-Fi together using a webhook on ActivePieces and a short script.

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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an envelope is flying through the air in a line style icon . Alt: an envelope is flying through the air in a line style icon .

A quick thought experiment to see if I can architect a simple, light-weight self-hosted paywall. think it can be done:

1.) Set up Amazon SES account (hardest part, honestly, but very doable—less than $10/month)
2.) Set up an open-source email sending tool (Listmonk, $1.80/month on Pikapods)

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Write weird shit that's packed with details, get smart readers. That's how it works.

07.03.2026 05:18 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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Grammarly is using our identities without permission Grammarly’s AI stole my boss’s identity.

If you can take inspiration from a journalist, you can offer that journalist royalties, I say.

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

07.03.2026 05:16 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

This doesn’t explain the first half (the explanation for it is obvious) but the second half is that Trump is clearly lying

07.03.2026 04:42 👍 276 🔁 46 💬 3 📌 1

It’s a weird cast-away line in this clip, which makes it all the more shocking he said it.

07.03.2026 04:45 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Nilay should interview the creator of LanguageTool instead. They could use the promotion.

07.03.2026 03:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turned on a computer I haven't turned on in a while. Always love updating a super old version of Linux.

06.03.2026 23:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Company famous for lawyers puts lawyers to good use

06.03.2026 20:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More of this please

06.03.2026 20:11 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

So the opposite of this

06.03.2026 17:36 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

System76 is everything a legislator could want: An American company building cool stuff and supporting their community. That they have to respond to something like this is beyond abhorrent.

06.03.2026 16:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These people see computers and only think TikTok and Facebook.

Linux is exactly what they should be encouraging. Instead, they’re unwittingly trying to kill it for no good reason.

06.03.2026 16:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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System76 on Age Verification Laws Liberty has costs, but it's worth it.

This is a really good statement from System76. The California law requiring age verification for using a computer is the dumbest law in the history of the universe and legislators need to actually talk to people on the front lines before they pass more laws like it

blog.system76.com/post/system7...

06.03.2026 16:37 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

And people ask why I don’t trust a brand account that makes money off of prediction markets for my news coverage

06.03.2026 15:38 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 👍 9290 🔁 2099 💬 87 📌 34

Keep Claude away from Elliott Smith’s second album at all costs

06.03.2026 15:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do they make Wellbutrin for machines?

06.03.2026 15:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean if I was having to deal with everyone’s drama I’d get anxious too.

06.03.2026 15:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

$599 is not bargain basement but it's enough to pull over people curious about Mac but not interested in the Mac Mini

06.03.2026 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah that's kind of why I'm not too worried about the list price. At one point Amazon was selling the M4 Air at $799. I said the other day that this is going to be a natural Black Friday doorbuster.

06.03.2026 15:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0