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Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, comics patreon.com/merrittk

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found a piece on Badalamenti and Lynch in an old issue of Movies magazine, which also had an ad for Twin Peaks on ABC

01.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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cant really explain it but these are all the same guy to me

01.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

26.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 10032 πŸ” 2214 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 64

is the dry world the enemy

27.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

$50 MILLION right now if you can
Kiss another man
Tenderly hold another man as he weeps
Start a new life with another man, far from here
All within 24 hours

Are you getting paid?

27.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0
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willem dafoe is so insanely hot in this movie

27.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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i smell zizians on this

27.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

rewatching this and goddamn the soundtrack fucks so hard

27.02.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1

it is 2071. you are on your deathbed. the cybernurse enters your medico-pod and activates the narco-entertainment unit. the united states of disney-amazon has rebooted seinfeld using cloned bodies of the original cast animated by AI models of their original selves. a warm darkness envelopes you

27.02.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
THE FANTASTICAL GRIFTING OF A FAKE GURU
THE FANTASTICAL GRIFTING OF A FAKE GURU YouTube video by Napoleon Blownapart

been watching all of Napoleon Blownapart's videos lately and learning a lot about karate maniacs www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Oa...

27.02.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

happy D-Day to all who celebrate

27.02.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Sticker of a fictional ace tarot card that says β€œfuck of you” with middle finger coming from the heavens

Sticker of a fictional ace tarot card that says β€œfuck of you” with middle finger coming from the heavens

I just pulled this. Is this good maxds.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

17.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

FLEDGLING MANOR
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24.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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100 pages greebo, greebo forever, a thousand years greebo patreon.com/merrittk

16.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i dont really know how to explain this but images of people wearing those adhesive nipple covers somehow seem vastly more obscene than actually just having your tits fully out

25.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 352 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 3
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does anyone in NY want to kick me a few bucks for a Trailer Park Boys Kill Team, a technicolor Beastmen KT, a vampire Blood Bowl team, and/or a Frasier/Niles Custodes combat patrol? pickup available in BK

25.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

it's so awesome that there are all these lurid campaigns bringing in tons of money and telling civilians to call authorities whenever they "suspect" someone is being trafficked. and it's good that cops never ever sexually abuse vulnerable women or sex workers πŸ™ƒ

25.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it seems like at some point, someone in the canadian government skimmed escort ads and multiplied an average hourly rate by like four clients a day to get that number. over a decade on every news outlet just repeats it like it's a fact kwetoday.com/2014/07/28/2...

25.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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kept seeing this statistic repeated in recent news stories about National Human Trafficking Awareness Day and there's never any source. as best i can tell, it's just made up!

25.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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trying to remember why i thought this was a good idea immediately before a huge move

25.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

these people should be considered enemies of humanity. they elevate the soulless, profane machine over the divine flesh

24.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 578 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

If you've been waiting with bated breath to see how all of Mountain Monsters crazy open plotlines and cliffhangers might resolve, I've got good news for you!

23.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

bill maher has tragically died of smoking weed bad. he will be remembered for his contributions to being a piece of shit motherfucker

24.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 968 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5

um some people work for the new york times as a coping mechanism?? you didnt think about that did you

24.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 492 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

here's my idea to punch court up and make it more relevant to the youth: judges should talk like bane and the defense lawyer should talk like batman

24.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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bane's in court and not listening to counsel. whomst among us

do not ask questions about niki's crate. listen to the episode: pod.link/1648903956/e...

24.02.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

hey did you know that twitter was never "the global town square?" it was never one of the biggest or coolest social media sites, it was just where journos and other wordcels and some celebs hung out so it became fodder for lazy news sites writing up stories based on some guy tweeting something

20.01.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1206 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 11
If Ur Driving Close Ur Eyes on TikTok Our Yaoi Quiz Spectacular got a little sidetracked with Egyptian Mythology. New episode out now everywhere fine podcasts are found! #mythology #horusxseth #enneadmanhwa

Cums in him salad https://www.tiktok.com/@ifyouredriving/video/7260907632397913387?_t=8eOwMZTe6tG&_r=1

29.07.2023 19:29 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

burt reynolds in hooper (1978)

23.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i know this and i love you for it

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