Michael Pacholek

Antonio Brown. How will history remember him?

As a psychotic wide receiver?

Or as the 1st-ever eliminee on the U.S. edition of "The Masked Singer"?

On the morning of March 17, Arsenal will still be eligible for a Quadruple.

On the morning of March 22, no worse than a domestic Treble.

On the morning of April 4, no worse than a domestic Double.

If they beat Manchester City on April 18, they will win the Premier League.

There once was a fraudman from Queens
who's rich as result of his genes.
Of the promises he made
half have left us afraid
the other, not worth a hill of beans.

The difference is, I said, "I'm beginning to think." I didn't state it as fact, or even suggest any evidence.

The right wing spews their dumb talk, and expects you to believe it, or, at least, to believe that they believe it, which is considerably likelier, since conservatism is inherently stupid.

And I thought this was a website where no bigotry, including anti-Semitism, was welcome.

You are a goddamned coward. You haven't got the courage to suggest ONE person who would have been a better candidate for President in 2024 than Kamala Harris.

There's a rarity: An anti-Semite AND a Tottenham fan.

2026 is the year both get relegated.

For now, it's just a theory I have. I have no evidence. Then again, it's not my job to find evidence. I am not a reporter.

Sometimes, reporters forget what their job is: As Finley Peter Dunne taught us, it is to comfort the afflicted, and to afflict the comfortable.

The frosting should be black and white.

I truly hope Wenger is enjoying this season. I hope he's a very happy man on May 24, if not sooner. Perhaps, even more so on May 30.

🎯🎯

These most recent allegations against Trump are, to use a metaphor he would appreciate, par for the course.

He has always been vile and disgusting. These most recent allegations merely take it to a new level. He should have been considered unacceptable the moment he announced his 1st candidacy.

Dear Pete: You're saying the right things, but if you're going to keep the beard, I have three words for you: JUST FOR MEN.

You voted for Trump. He is a traitor and a child rapist. Sit your ass down.

Oh, you didn't know?

I see. Only Trump gets to "say the quiet part out loud."

"So what do you do for a living?"
"I'm in construction."

Remember, from "Goodfellas"?

Oh.

“We have agreed” — how nice of them! Surely they’re doing this work pro bono right?

Oh yes, you damned well ARE going to litigate this. You said, "She was not a good enough candidate." That implies that you believe someone else would have been.

I want a name. You talk trash, you better be ready to back it up.

Florida college Republicans group chat reveals racist texts: ‘Avoid the coloreds like the plague’ In leaked chats, students at Florida International University referenced Nazis and made antisemitic and racist remarks

Florida college Republicans group chat reveals racist texts: ‘Avoid the coloreds like the plague’
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

On the other hand, he'll be 73 at the time of the election, and being "old" is now forbidden for the Presidency.

Unless you're Bernie. Then you can be 147 years old, and it's still okay with those people.

Given that selecting someone from a big State usually doesn't work, for President or Vice President, and Biden won despite Delaware having only 3 Electoral Votes, I don't think we should hold Rhode Island having only 4 against Whitehouse.

I am only mildly surprised, and not shocked at all.

They wouldn't be invited. Optics, you know.

But Hulk Hogan would be... Oh, that's right...

Well, then, Rush Lim... Oh, that's right...

Well, Charlie... Oh, that's right...

How the flying fuck did Trump manage to outlive all three, when he's older than all three, and fatter than at least two?

Are you sure? I'm not sure she knows anything.

The Awkward Moment when an ignorant right-wing bastard posts a GIF from PBS.

I'm not convinced that this is a good idea.

Montreal > Toronto

Despite Promises, Veterans Affairs Department Cut Thousands of Roles for Doctors and Nurses

Got it. There's plenty of funding to send troops into harm’s way, but not to take care of their health afterwards. This is shameful.