Crazy how Janet Mills literally defended trans athletes and told Trump to meet her in court and WON, but apparently Platner said something on a podcast so that makes him more qualified. Sure.
Hollywood copaganda told multiple generations that bad guys were constantly โgetting away with itโ because evil DAs got key evidence thrown out or similar โtrickery.โ
This really needs a longer thread, but the short answer for why we have those rules? Nothing else made cops follow the law. Nothing.
thereโs an elderly married couple in my building. the husband canโt go on evening walks with his wife anymore due to injury, so he sits on the bench outside and talks to her on the phone the entire time ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
The reclamation project weโve always needed:
Jay: Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots? 10:45 PM ยท Apr 27, 2023
Say what you will about Jay, but she is solely responsible for Bluesky posts being called skeets.
Iโd bet he bought them too big on purpose.
[scrolls past multiple polling numbers posts]
man it sucks to know that slightly more than a third of everyone you encounter is going to be a dangerously stupid piece of shit
How. Dare. You.
If you don't read French, the takeaway here is that a judge used AI in writing their decision which is a problem on many, many levels one of which being that they cited non-existent case law.
Jesus Christ Seigneur.
Objecting to being asked to kill people is truly one of the most conscientious things you can do.
Baltimore skies are seriously underrated.
โthe cost of gas doubling is a small price to payโ is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.
I usually wait until the lights are all red and the walk signal starts, unless there are no cars at all. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
GO BACK TO EUROPE WHERE THEY HATE YOU EVEN MORE THAN WE DO THEN
we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer
There are roads where it isnโt really safe as a lone cyclist to get ahead of cars, and you can recognize a lot of them because theyโre in Baltimore. ๐
But Iโm usually on a road bike and Iโm *much* faster at getting through an intersection than cars, soโฆ
To be clear: I donโt usually roll to the front unless a) somebody Iโm riding with does it and I need to keep the group together, b) the intersection is designed for that behavior, or c) a driver just cut me off in a way that could have killed me and it makes me smile. ๐
Mainstream America: We are obsessed with Heated Rivalry and Drag Race. We love them and can't get enough.
American Democrat politicians: LGBT people are not culturally normal. We will not speak of them.
The number of drivers that have cut me off on my bike to get to a red traffic light in the last year is ridiculous โ but also hilarious because I usually roll past them to the front of the intersection anyway. Thanks for nearly killing me just to get stuck following me anyway, jerk!
This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Veep-style TV adaptation.
Is it time to start shaming big accounts that never provide alt text?
During the liberation of Dachau and Buchenwald in 1945, many of the camp guards tried to escape by disguising themselves as prisoners or civilians. Newly liberated prisoners recognized several guards immediately, and you can imagine how that ended for them.
In second grade my dad got his first job as a preacher. One week we talked about the binding of Isaac in Sunday School, and afterwards I was sitting in one of the front pews looking up at my dad thinking, โthis guy loves god more than any of these people. Heโd do it. Iโm his first-born.โ
someone at the pentagon frantically typing โClaude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.โ
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
If you enjoy hating Americans, itโs a pretty great opportunity.
DNC Dem: You would vote for a hebephile over a pedophile right?
Leftist: Oh my god!
Why are those the options!?
Are there no other potential candidates?
DNC Dem: No there are but...
You WOULD, right?
Leftist: Ew get away from me
DNC Dem: Well it'll be your fault when theres a pedophile president
And she was never seen again
