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Carty B/Matt

@nimtemdo.com

Aka Matt aka Cartridgeblowers. He/him. English teacher. Variety streamer. Speedfriend-adjacent. www.ocarinaofcrime.com

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But what if

07.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see you and raise you 75S going into Florida

07.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
theValiantSun in a gray suit with a bow tie sitting on a purple couch with arms open wide

theValiantSun in a gray suit with a bow tie sitting on a purple couch with arms open wide

three Fatales sitting on a couch with two forming a heart shape with their arms

three Fatales sitting on a couch with two forming a heart shape with their arms

Swiftalu smiling at the camera while holding an Eevee plushie

Swiftalu smiling at the camera while holding an Eevee plushie

group of 4 Fatales playfully posing together each with one hand extended forward  in front of a purple Frame Fatales backdrop

group of 4 Fatales playfully posing together each with one hand extended forward in front of a purple Frame Fatales backdrop

2 more days and we are SO BACK!!!!!!

gdq.gg/schedule

#FrostFatales 2026

07.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 10459 πŸ” 3821 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 20

Oh, Hamnet was like one of those GOOD good movies.

07.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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remember, anyone could be a stand user.

31.12.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 2268 πŸ” 852 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 10
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Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood

02.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 4746 πŸ” 1324 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what it says that my phone autocorrected whatever insult I originally put to "girls." I'm blaming the inherent misogyny of AI.

06.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey I miss you! My questions are how are you doing and if you could make any one change in the universe right now what would it be and why?

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A package of EGGLAND'S BEST eggs

A package of EGGLAND'S BEST eggs

Me on brinner night:

"I told them to send me their BEST and look at them! Broken, their innards spilled out. Surely conquering Eggland will come easy!"

06.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1177 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 98

Look at these techbro girls losing the high ground to the people jorkin it to Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

05.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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CartridgeBlowers - Twitch Resident Evil Requiem

Really should be using www.carty.monster for Resident Evil stream announcements.

05.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit I'd rather die I guess it's earnest effort from me instead *UGH*

04.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But what if my goal is to be as cringe as possible?

04.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And it would have all been the right choice narratively

04.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After thinking on this joke reply I think it's important to my brand that I say no AI was used to make this nor would it ever just like the real Frankenstein book, which was written by a reanimated corpse I think

04.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's an AI summary:

The book details Dr. Frank N. Stein, a big city lawyer who has trouble finding love. But when he moves to a small town where it's Christmas all year round, Frankie meets coffee shop owner Victor. Mean old executive Mr. Wolfman wants to turn the shop into a parking lot but

04.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A harsh lesson I didn't learn until I'd spent my entire twenties really really sleepy lol

04.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a teacher, that's fuckin gross.

03.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, yeah.

03.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 13110 πŸ” 5305 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 184

What madman is out here drinking warm water??? Jail for them

02.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

There are people out there who think water "doesn't taste like anything" and they're idiots because water tastes like "good"

02.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The world is so ass right now but at least we can get together to make sure one of our friends doesn't have to worry about making rent while she recovers from surgery.

At least we can give the Transgender Law Center extra money to fight the horrors.

They persist, but so do we. Together.

02.03.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder to be extra gentle with yourself. You as a single individual cannot change the whole world but your actions can change someone else's world.

Be kind but firm in your morals and beliefs.

Uplift causes that support the things you care about.

Share joy. Share mutual aid. πŸ’š

28.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCorrect me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

02.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 893 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 12
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OhHeyItsKara - Twitch Proud transwoman, sparkling garbage queen. We're community-focused, with some speedrunning, puzzles, and souls-likes mixed in. See also: roleplaying famous movies on The Film Reroll (www.filmreroll.co...

Day Two of Hole-a-Thon starts NOW!

I've been told that our very first segment of the day features *checks notes* "cuntcakes"

COME WITNESS BAKING, GAMING, AND PROFANITY AT www.twitch.tv/ohheyitskara

FULL WEEKEND SCHEDULE AT horaro.net/holeathon/sc...

28.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
A pirate I was meant to be HD
A pirate I was meant to be HD YouTube video by FrantACs

Anyway, if you like adventure games, give 'em a try. They're a fun afternoon and you'll get this stuck in your head for twenty years like me!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9bX...

28.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Look at this little nerd. I want to be his friend.

Look at this little nerd. I want to be his friend.

I hope that Return is not the end for Guybrush. I hope we can sail the seas with him again. I hope a new generation can somehow discover this silly little pirate game and the buried treasure that it truly is. Something something other pirate metaphor I like Monkey Island.

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