"Hi it's me the gun. I'm sorry I shot someone :("
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"Hi it's me the gun. I'm sorry I shot someone :("
Once when I was 22 and very drunk, my date and I went to Balthazar to get escargot, but when they brought out the dish they forgot to bring out the tiny forks, so I just..bit into the shell. An alarmed waiter rushed over like my hair was on fire. I think about this moment at least once a day
No not that Luigi
Nations are made up of people. Wars are waged against people just like you. When we act as if people and governments are the same thing we make a profound moral error.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/nations-ar...
They are forming Voltron except instead of fighting robots it commits HR violations
When everyone’s texting me about a pope simply because I now live in Chicago
6 pm: feeling pretty beat should probably go to bed early
9 pm + 2 drinks: if we don’t dish and gossip for the next six hours I will kill everyone in this building
I don't see what's so impressive about ChatGPT. I can drink a bottle of water and lie to you too. Nobody even has to spend a million bucks to thank me. That one is free
Join Paramount+ as Orna pioneers a therapeutic intervention where dissociated partners are guided into the present moment by getting slimed
as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
lmao
just from what ive seen on social media, dems would be smart to do some town halls in nebraska
Tell me I’m worth it Wanda
and now we wait